Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Chapter 134 Lolicon, Die!

Inside the ramen shop.

"Oh my gosh~ Ling, your noodles look really good... They smell delicious, so fragrant..."

"Mmm... Brother, you're drooling!"

Ouyang Keling blushed slightly and added another clump of udon noodles into the boiling pot.

The steam, carrying the aroma of noodles, rose upwards.

Ke Ling's noodle-making skills are skillful and experienced, and she has a perfect grasp of timing and heat.

Before long, the noodles were cooked to perfection, then scooped out and placed in a bowl.

Jiang Ling hadn't eaten breakfast and her stomach was empty.

Without any hesitation, he took the bowl, poured on the special sauce, and began to eat heartily.

In no time at all, they finished off all the noodles that Ling had made.

Yuan Meizi went to buy goods early in the morning and hasn't returned yet. She also learned from Lingkou that Kexin lives at school, and tried to contact Yuan Qingzi by phone, but didn't receive a reply for a long time...

In other words, there are only Jiang Ling and Ke Ling, the brother and sister, in the ramen shop now.

Jiang Ling glanced at the time; it was almost eleven o'clock.

He sent another message to Yuan Qingzi, but it went unanswered.

I have no idea what she's doing right now.

If you haven't heard back by 12:30, then go home.

In the afternoon, I have to accompany Miyu to the aquarium for a date, then register our marriage, and then find a couples' hotel for one night... In short, my schedule is very full.

Ouyang Keling rested her chin on her hands, a gentle smile playing on her lips, quietly watching her brother devour his noodles, thinking to herself:

My brother looks so handsome eating noodles!

There was a bag next to the table containing small gifts he had bought for Keling and Kexin early that morning, as well as some snacks.

"Hey, Nii-chan~"

Ouyang Keling stretched out her slender fingertip and gently poked the plastic bag, asking curiously:

"What's in here?"

Jiang Ling wiped her mouth, reached into the bag and rummaged around for a while, then smiled mysteriously: "Ling, shall we play a game? Guess what your brother bought for you?"

When Ouyang Keling heard about playing games, her big eyes lit up instantly.

Jiang Ling couldn't help but exclaim, "Holy crap, who threw that flashbang...?"

"Pills, pills~" she exclaimed excitedly, waving her little hand.

This is so cute it's almost unfair!

"Then guess what I'm holding in my hand right now?"

"Um……"

Ouyang Keling tilted her head, her delicate eyebrows furrowed slightly, and her naturally drooping, fair legs swayed unconsciously, as if she were deep in thought.

After a long pause, she puffed out her cheeks in frustration.

"Nii-chan~ That's not fair! You should give Rin a little hint first."

Jiang Ling thought for a moment and said, "What kind of thing is square and has a lot of text? It requires extremely high intelligence, a little bit of luck, and a long period of practice to complete..."

"Eh... um, Nii-chan..."

Upon hearing this description, Ouyang Keling immediately thought of the mountains of exercise books from last time, her little face puffed up like a pufferfish, and she reached out her fingertip to poke her brother's side:

"I don't want to do my homework anymore! You bad onii-chan!"

"Haha," Jiang Ling wiggled her waist and said with a laugh, "No way~"

"Huh?"

Jiang Ling pulled out a deluxe limited edition Monopoly board game and said with a smile:

"It's a limited edition board game, Rin."

Although Ke-Ling joined the wind instrument club, she heard from Ke-Xin that the board game club is right next to it. After practice, Ke-Ling would go to the board game club with her best friends to play. So, besides wind instruments, Ke-Ling's second favorite hobby is board games!

"Aww! Thank you, Onii-chan~ I love you the most, oh brother~ I love you so much~"

Ke Ling's eyes lit up instantly, and she smiled undisguisedly. She rushed over and hugged her brother and the deluxe board game.

"A set of 'Green Hill Secret Scrolls' is also included as a bonus..."

Ouyang Keling: ...

"Hmph~ I'm going to hate my brother now..."

Ouyang Keling pouted, but didn't loosen her grip on his arms.

"Haha, Rin looks cute even when she's angry~"

Jiang Ling laughed and reached out to vigorously rub Ke Ling's soft hair.

In that instant, he almost couldn't resist the urge to lower his head and kiss his sister's forehead.

But then the thought changed.

After all, my younger sister harbored feelings for me that went beyond familial affection...

So he abruptly stopped what he was doing, looked up, and pretended nothing had happened.

Ouyang Keling saw this scene, but her face did not show disappointment. She remained silent for a moment, then smiled.

"Hey~ Onii-chan, wanna play a game with me? I'm a super board game pro!"

Jiang Ling glanced at the time; it was still early, so she nodded.

"Okay. However, it seems the limited edition super-sized dice are out of stock, so we'll have to use the regular small dice..."

"Rin previously won a limited-edition giant die in the board game club!"

Ouyang Keling stood up triumphantly and walked upstairs:

"Wait a minute, someone's going up to get it!"

A few minutes later.

Ouyang Keling carried a large die that was almost half her height and staggered down the stairs.

The dice almost completely obscured her petite frame, and the way she descended the stairs made her look like a clumsy yet adorable little penguin carrying a precious treasure.

Hey Ma, I want to top up my QQ coins.

Jiang Ling smiled knowingly, stood up to greet him, and said with concern, "Wait a minute, be careful not to fall..."

"Ugh~"

Suddenly, Ke Ling seemed to step off a step, instinctively letting out a scream. She leaned forward, clutching the large dice, and was about to fall.

Jiang Ling: ……

【Zawarudo—!】

The next second, Ouyang Keling opened her eyes and found herself lying comfortably in her brother's arms.

Jiang Ling simply picked her up, picked up the large dice, and walked down the last few steps.

Her petite body lay in my arms in a princess carry, soft and warm, like a sweet and cuddly little bunny.

Oh wow~ Little sister...so cute.

Sister complex attribute +1!

"Ling, you're a grown woman now. You need to be more careful in the future and pay attention to safety..." Jiang Ling adopted the demeanor of an older brother and began to lecture Yimo Duo.

But when he looked down and met Ke Ling's pure, innocent, blinking eyes, all his preconceived notions of teaching and training vanished instantly, his sister-complex kicked in completely, and he could no longer utter a word of condemnation.

The two found an empty table and sat down. Ke Ling wanted to sit next to Jiang Ling, but he chose the seat opposite Ke Ling's younger sister instead.

Ke Ling blinked but didn't sit down next to him.

"Phew..." Jiang Ling breathed a sigh of relief, thinking: If Ling also sits over, that would be terrible.

After all, judging from her deliberate fall just now... the younger sister probably doesn't just want to be a younger sister anymore, and has already started to take steps to win over her brother-in-law.

"Onii-chan~ It's all set up~", Ke Ling poured out the Monopoly game map, cards, and props, and arranged them one by one.

Then he took out the cards he made and placed them aside.

Jiang Ling said with a smile, "Don't cry if Ling-chan loses, okay?"

Ouyang Keling tied her hair back into a neat high ponytail and shook her head:

"No way~ Ling isn't a crybaby anymore."

"Haha, let's begin then."

Jiang Ling couldn't help but reach out and ruffle her sister's hair again. It was soft, fluffy, and felt wonderful to the touch. It was so comfortable.

"Hmm~"

Ke Ling's cheeks flushed slightly. She gently grasped Jiang Ling's large hand with her two small hands, then pressed it against her warm cheek. Raising her large, watery eyes, she suggested:

"Then... shall we play the King's Game together?"

■■■

He dared not think any further and swallowed hard.

"What's wrong, Nii-chan?"

Ouyang Keling's eyes returned to their usual innocent and playful state:

"Is Ling's face soft and comfortable to touch?"

She has "changed" back to Ke Ling...

"Ah...no, it's nothing, Ling's face is really soft and sweet, haha..."

Jiang Ling gently pinched her sister's cheek and turned her head away to hide her embarrassment.

Keep the alarm bells ringing in your heart.

■■■

He steadied himself, looked at Ke Ling, and regained his composure:

"Let's begin! My brother's really good at games!"

"Huh? Really?"

"Of course, I'm sure I'll win!"

After half an hour.

"Eh...I...I lost?"

Jiang Ling stared in disbelief as Ling Jiang reached the finish line.

A masterstroke in the world of board games.

In the end, he was defeated by his younger sister.

Ouyang Keling happily swung her two little white legs. The stool wasn't high, but Keling's delicate white legs just couldn't touch the ground...

"Ni-chan~ You have to keep your word! Hurry up, draw the punishment card!"

Ke Ling urged.

Her high ponytail swayed with her movements, making her look incredibly cute.

"Okay, okay~"

Helpless, Jiang Ling casually pulled out a card from the stack of homemade cards.

[Choose any player of the opposite sex in the game and eat Pocky with them.]

Jiang Ling: ? ? ?

"Eh~"

Ke Ling craned her neck to look, and couldn't help but draw out her words, her smile sweet:

"Ni-chan~ Please choose one of the girls present~"

"No... there's no Pocky now..."

Snapped!

With a smile, Ouyang Keling took out a whole box of Pocky from behind her back, which she had prepared at some point, and elegantly placed it on the table:

"Ryo has prepared all the 'punishment tools'~ so Nii-chan doesn't need to worry."

She blinked and added, "Of course, Nii-chan can choose to draw again. However, you can't go back on the punishment you draw next time~"

Jiang Ling: ……

Using time-stop to play King's Game is a bit like overkill.

But, I'm sorry, Ling... I would never do something that would be unfair to your sister!

【Zawarudo—!】

Time stopped. Jiang Ling quickly flipped over all the cards, trying to find an easy one.

"Why are all the brands related to Pocky?!"

Jiang Ling abruptly threw down the card, looked at Ling Jiang with a sly smile again, and sighed deeply.

……

Second floor, Kexin's room.

Gen Kiyoko woke up groggily, glanced at the time, and exclaimed:

"Oh no—I overslept!! Waaah, I forgot to set the alarm..."

"He sent me so many messages..."

That's what idiots are like.

She hurriedly took off her pajamas and then put on a little dress from Kexin's closet. Surprisingly, despite being six years older than her niece, she could fit into her niece's clothes, and even... her bra seemed a little loose at the chest...

However, she couldn't care less about things like her niece's cup size; what mattered more was that she had arranged to meet that blond guy that morning!

After hurriedly washing up, Yuan Qingzi ran downstairs as fast as she could.

……

downstairs.

Anyway, there's not a single outsider in the ramen shop now.

Jiang Ling had no choice but to comply with Ke Ling's request.

click-

The door to the stairwell was suddenly pulled open.

A flustered Kiyoko rushed out and stumbled upon this scene—her petite and adorable niece was being held in the arms of a tall, muscular, blond man…

From her perspective, it was unbelievable, even nine out of ten.

"ah……?"

Gen Kiyoko's brain went blank for a moment, everything went black, and her body slumped backward.

Then, the second person took over the account.

A completely different, icy aura emanated from her.

next second.

Her white hair moved on its own, drifting slowly in the wind. When she opened her eyes again, they were filled with a cold, emotionless gaze.

Her icy gaze was fixed on Jiang Ling, and she forced out a single word through gritted teeth, her killing intent palpable:

"Lolicon...die—!"

Jiang Ling: ……