owlsbooks Chapter 509 509. Things Are Clear!
Chapter 509 509. Things Are Clear!
Chapter 509 509. Things Are Clear!
"There's an old saying in Asgard, don't cut military spending if you cut nothing, even if they've been idle for a long time."
Anyway, he was the only Asgardian among the people present, and Thor wanted to say what he wanted to say.
Hey.
Jane, who was sitting opposite him, couldn’t help shaking her head.
The black-faced Nick Fury thought to himself, you bastard, just don't work all day, and it's only a few group training sessions. How dare you say such a thing now?
Silently, he distributed the stack of papers in front of him to the strange men present one by one. When they saw what was written on the paper, they all looked at Thor who was holding the paper to cover his face. .
[S.H.I.E.L.D. Avengers Budget Monthly Summary Table]
X, XX - X, XX
It costs four thousand to repair the ground X1 that was smashed by Thor.
In order to treat Thor, a total of 30 overtime was given to multiple attending doctors and related personnel (including compensation for unexplained psychological injuries suffered by follow-up doctors).
The 24-hour uninterrupted continuous work in the real environment simulation made the electricity bill exceed the standard by 50% this month.
Room 002 uses ten times more water for bathing than ordinary people, and the water bill is seriously exceeding the standard!
The replacement of the coffee machine in room 002 costs 130 yuan.
The doorknob replacement in room 002 costs 10 yuan.
002 door glass replacement
After reading more content, Tony couldn't help but exclaimed, this Thor can spend all of their two-month budget!
What gold-swallowing behemoth? !
Da da da.
Tapping his fingers on the table, the director asked with a sullen face, "Thor, can you explain how you fell from the sky that day?"
"I..." Thor recalled it with an embarrassed face, but the picture in his mind is now full of "how to find an excuse to sneak out of here", and he couldn't remember what happened that day at all.
? ? ? ? ?
Everyone felt a little puzzled when they saw his performance. The most powerful avenger was knocked out and they don't know who did it?This is too magical.
"I should be able to help you." Strange came out of his meditation state, walked behind Thor and put his hands on both sides of Thor's head.
The golden magic circle with the runes wrapped Thor's head, and Strange quickly scanned the recent encounters of this guy under the disturbed expression of the other party: "Huh? No."
He found that the situation was not very good, and it could be said to be very good.
"I can't see who attacked him, but what is certain is that it is definitely not Dormammu." Strange explained what he saw.
What he said meant that there was bad news and good news. The bad news was that he couldn't see the true face of the attackers, but the good news was that there were only a few identities of the attackers.
Get rid of Dormammu, get rid of the ancient Odin and others who would not do this, the only thing on the earth that can make Thor helpless and knock him out is...
"Li Mo!?" XN
"What?!"
When he heard that the assailant might be Li Mo, Thor tried his best to think again in surprise: "Wait. I remember! I remember I was greeting an acquaintance in the air and then passed out."
"It can't be him. He wouldn't do it without preconditions." Tony directly refuted the idea of everyone. At the same time, he also pointed to Scott and used a strong evidence to convince the rest of his words:
"You've heard about the last time Scott ate strange beans, right? The black-hearted mouse did this because we disturbed his sleep, but Thor, have you ever messed with this guy before?"
"No! I haven't seen Li Mo since I came from Asgard." Thor's answer was very straightforward. He has been trying to improve the relationship between him and Jane these days, so he has no time to go to Li Mo.
This answer was ruled out, and everyone began to think about the rest of the suspicious people, who could do this?
Da da da.
Nick Fury, who didn't say a word, kept tapping on the table. He always felt as if he had forgotten something, and there was a high probability that this thing was related to Thor.
He tilted his head and asked Coulson in a low voice: "Has there been any major incidents in the Trident base recently?"
"Big thing?" Coulson thought for a while and then nodded, "Sitwell recently changed from an ordinary person to a god because of his re-contact with penguins. Didn't he tell us a few days ago about a group of people in the universe peeping at the earth?" Light. Hairless aliens?"
【call--】
Coulson was secretly glad that he didn't say that dangerous word, and Natasha and Barton beside him also looked scared.
It was because Agent Sitwell talked nonsense when explaining certain things that day that he was arranged by the director for a half-year Chinese language training class.
This course is really life-threatening, not to mention whether Sitwell can do it, Coulson and his veteran agents can't stand the Chinese teacher's instructing.
Their way of speaking was corrected under the strict guidance of this teacher, and the movie-like spoken language was almost eliminated.
You must know that one sentence (oh, my God) will be punished by the Chinese teacher for copying homework ten times!
Da da da da
Nick Fury became even more puzzled after hearing Coulson's words. He asked again: "The logistics manager has been eating instant noodles for the past few days. Is it also related to penguins?"
Coulson nodded: "Yes, he participated in the penguin's bet and ended up paying for half a month's living expenses."
Ok.
The director nodded slightly. He felt that he might be too busy recently and couldn't remember the details of many things.
If he guessed correctly, the penguin was the culprit who attacked Thor.
But the question is why did the opponent stun Thor?
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understood!Nick Fury got it all!It is definitely the penguin who has done evil to Thor!Definitely them!
The director's eyes shifted to the Pietro brothers and sisters. If these things are connected together, it will be a seamless chain of evidence!
First, he signed a contract with Li Mo to improve the strength of the Pietro brothers and sisters, and then the boss found a chance to knock Thor out so that they could have a reason to bring Nick Fury and others, who had lost their memory of the contract, into [Reversal of the Future].
Needless to say what happened in the other world, in short, what Nick Fury regrets the most is that he chose to lose this memory after the contract was signed in order to maximize the effect of the two people's promotion.
In fact, his acting skills are very good, and he doesn't need to lose his memory to cooperate with those penguins!
The aura of fear that the penguins opened made him lose so much money for nothing, really @##%@!
(End of this chapter)