Chapter 482 Uncle Joker wants to play
Chapter 482 Uncle Joker wants to play
Just when Batman looked solemn and tried to connect to the surveillance network in the Batcave, Jason's voice sounded in the Batcom.
"Batman, this is Red Hood, your biological warning device is alarming, do you need help?"
Bruce looked at the bat mark on his chest that was slightly deformed by the clay doll, and responded in a low voice: "I'm fine. I just met Clayface. The alarm device must have been smashed by his clay doll. How are you?"
"Red Robin and I have already rested. Kid Flash has just joined us. A large fire broke out in the Audisburg District. Kid Flash has already gone to deal with it." Jason's fingers touched the top of Gotham's clock tower. From the temple position of the visor, he whispered, "We can't contact the outsiders, Batman. Maybe something has happened. We... sizz... need..."
The signal suddenly became intermittent.
"Red Hood? Hello? Can you hear me?"
Batman frowned. He kept calling Jason, but Jason's voice could no longer be heard clearly. Just when Batman wanted to use AR scanning to confirm whether the surrounding signaling devices had been destroyed by criminals, the direction of the Gotham Clock Tower, There was a huge explosion, and the explosion cloud raised a large area of dust and even overturned passers-by walking on the surrounding roads!
"BOOM!!!"
"No! Jason! Tim!" Batman was stunned. He was about to move towards the clock tower when the Gotham Reservoir behind him also made a violent explosion!
"BOOM!!!"
A huge explosion cloud rose from the top of the Gotham Reservoir, and the entire reservoir was making an overwhelming noise. A large number of ice crystals grew instantly along the Gotham Reservoir. Almost at the same time, Mr. Freeze's energy barrier, It began to gradually expand, and when it reached the critical value, it dissipated instantly. The snow-white ice mist was like a time bomb with compressed energy. It splashed in all directions at the same time that the barrier dissipated. With the Gotham Reservoir as the center, the hoarfrost formed in an extremely outrageous manner. Speeding up the buildings in the surrounding four or five blocks, violent white light shot into the sky, and then hail began to fall from the sky! ! !
And each of those hailstones was as big as a fist!
In the direction of the bell tower, Jason and Tim, who have not recovered from their injuries, are now uncertain whether they are alive or dead.
In the direction of the reservoir, Ms. Talia, who had an appointment with Batman, failed to prevent Mr. Freeze from starting the weather-making machine.
Inside the Bat Cave, the scene was empty, as if no one had been there. The old housekeeper who was supposed to be in the Bat Cave had disappeared from the world!
In the direction of Crime Alley, a green and purple searchlight shines directly next to the snow-white light beam caused by Mr. Freeze's weather machine. The shape reflected by the searchlight is a huge ghost card. In the center of the ghost card The clown is holding up a huge question mark illuminated by green laser light, and the dots of the question mark are Mr. Freeze's frozen beams of light!
Right below the ghost card is a line of text illuminated by purple laser light.
Why.
So.
Serious.
Batman seemed to hear the clown in the ghost card in the sky laughing strangely. The Joker was sending an invitation to his opponent, and Batman had to make a choice.
Choose one of three.
Well, the problem is coming.
If the housekeeper you regard as your adoptive father, the adopted son you regard as your own, and your ex-girlfriend who is living abroad and gave birth to a son for you are caught by bad guys at the same time, who will you save...
Mr. Bruce Wayne.
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Five minutes ago, in the underground cell of Gotham Clock Tower.
The moment Chen Yan disappeared through the portal, Joker was the only one in the dark underground, silently looking at the empty floor without saying a word.
"Well... this disgusting air quality, can't the stinky bats lock me in another place..." In the private room next door, Nygma, wearing a dark green question mark suit, covered his head and slowly woke up. The familiar smell made him frown. Tight wrinkles. "Ugh...that new guy's attacks are really neither serious nor serious..."
"Hehehehe... It looks like you were dealt with badly, cuckold." Joker's face instantly returned to his usual crazy state, and he expressed his ridicule to Nygma without hesitation, "The plan was ruined. Isn’t it? Hahahahaha~"
"I have to say, your guess is really accurate, Joker." Nygma curled his lips helplessly, "So, your plan..."
"Perfect, very perfect. Rather, Harley did a really good job. I think Harley did a good job..." Joker showed a rare obscene expression, and then sneered and tapped the glass wall of the cell. "Singles who have no relationship experience will not understand, Nygma, having a capable girlfriend will really make your career twice the result with half the effort..."
Nygma rolled his eyes and said nothing. As the Christmas bell rang, Joker raised the children's watch on his wrist and tapped the glass wall nervously: "Dick, click, click, click~"
"Oh, my little Harley, I've waited so hard for you..."
"Come to daddy, baby..."
"Can you please stop talking dirty in front of me? I really don't understand how someone like you can make a young and beautiful female doctor go crazy with you..." Nygma said with a twitching corner of his mouth and his forehead, " Are you two having a great time?!"
"The main reason is that Harley is too proactive...my friend." Joker spread his hands and shrugged teasingly, "The things you don't have may not be available again in this life, such as a girlfriend. So I suggest you …Oh, sorry, it’s time.”
There was a dull sound on the wall behind Joker. Almost at the same time, the alarm system in the Gotham Clock Tower sounded. The red lights kept flashing. Along with the dull crashing sounds, the wall behind Joker climbed up. A spiderweb-like crack appeared!
Joker smiled crazily and pressed his body tightly against the glass wall of the cell.
"Boom!!!"
There was a huge noise, bricks were flying, and a hole as high as one person appeared in front of Joker. Opposite the hole, two rows of thugs with oil paint on their faces were respectfully positioned on both sides. They were surrounded by a man in sexy clothes. The twin ponytails criticize the beauty like a soldier welcoming the king.
The beauty with ponytails was holding big bubbles blown by bubble gum in her mouth. When she saw Joker, hearts almost burst out of her eyes. The bubbles burst instantly, confusing Harley Quinn. Because of the half-face, Harley didn't care about that, and rushed towards Joker like a baby swallow returning to its nest. Then, the two madmen began to kiss passionately. The scene once made the geek gang who came to greet the boss and the next door Neighbor Nygma felt embarrassed, even if the corners of his mouth were stretched, have you ever seen someone pulling bubble gum? !
Do you know how harmful such behavior is to a single person? ! asshole! ! !
"Oh! Sweetheart! I'm here to save you!" Harley said excitedly. "Sorry I'm late, but I've completed your mission. You must remember to prepare a reward for me~"
"Oh, my cute little kitten will definitely feed you well." Joker scratched Harley's nose lovingly, "But now, Mr. J has to prepare for the party."
"Okay..." Harley reluctantly let go of Joker.
The members of the Weird Gang moved out of the way. Harley took a brand new purple suit from the thugs on the side and put it on for Joker thoughtfully. Surrounded by all the Weird Gang, Joker and Harley Leigh walked side by side into the darkness.
It's going to be a long night, friends.
Uncle J, I haven’t had enough fun yet…
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