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167. Activate Qilin Blood! The Internet Is Boiling!
"Alas, failed again."
Back on the main page of the game, Guma sighed.
He has tried three in a row.
Drink corpse water, drink Dakui melted juice, drink corpse juice.
Now my mouth is like a septic tank, as disgusting as it gets!
It's okay to suffer these sins.
Most importantly, things haven't been done yet!
keep going!
Wally!
Guma is simply a miserable batch.
But there is no other way. If you give up now, wouldn't the three tests just now be done in vain?
He can't afford this loss!
"Let's go ahead and look at Article 5.
"[5] Under the cypress, Teacher Ma untied the vines on his feet and fell onto the female corpse, kissing the lips of the female corpse."
"what?"
see this one.
There was a half-smile expression on Guma's face.
He had seen the female corpse under the Hydra cypress countless times. The corpse was not really scary, but lifelike, like an ancient beauty taking a nap.
So, Guma smiled.
This fifth experiment is definitely the easiest and easiest one in the small book!
Netizens were a little scared when they saw Guma's smile:
"Why is your smile a little perverted?"
"Like corpses?"
"Brother, the taste is quite heavy?"
"Why do I feel you, so eager??"
"Thousands of years of corpses are not spared, you are really not human!"
"If you want to blame, blame Teacher Ma!"
Gu Ma looked at the barrage and scolded: "Do you really think this series of things, Mr. Ma, is a coincidence? How can there be so many coincidences in the world!"
Netizens: "Oh? What do you mean?"
"Mr. Ma, this guy definitely has pica!"
"He used coincidences to cover up his behavior of eating and drinking everywhere!"
"In fact, his real purpose is to eat something strange!"
Guma's words sound ridiculous though.
But his expression was serious.
It seems that he really thinks so, not just kidding.
Netizens were also stunned.
Soon.
The barrage is brushed up:
"Mr. Ma: Be careful with my lawyer's letter!"
"Be careful Teacher Ma sue you for slander, Big Guma!"
"Mr. Ma does have pica, which can be seen from the fact that he used to eat in a jar when he was broadcasting live!"
"I also think, how can so many disgusting things be a coincidence, it must be designed by Mr. Ma on purpose!"
"Mr. Ma just likes the old eight secretly made small hamburgers, but I don't understand!"
"But Mr. Ma's perverted behavior has actually acquired such a secret bug bloodline. It's really a fool to have a fool!"
17
It's time for Teacher Ma's death.
Now netizens all know that Mr. Ma has pica.
Whether true or false.
Anyway, this meme is going to be circulated on the Internet forever.
Definitely the next canon.
"Okay, stop complaining, let's hurry up."
After Guma said a word, he entered the game again.
this time.
He jumped directly and chose the plot of the Hydra Cypress part.
Swish!
next second.
The screen turns.
Guma appeared on the sacrificial altar under the cypress of Hydra, which covered the sky and the sun.
In front of him, there were two jade beds.
On the jade bed on the left lies the blue-eyed fox corpse, and on the jade bed on the right lies the ancient corpse of a beautiful woman.
Guma walked straight to the jade bed on the right.
Coming to the edge of the jade bed, Gu Ma approached and carefully looked at the female corpse.
She was covered in white gauze, her eyes were closed, and her face was serene.
There is no sign of corruption at all.
But if you look more closely, you can still find that this is a corpse, because she is cold and has no temperature, and her face is pale that a living person does not have.
"In the beginning, Teacher Ma kissed the corpse's lips, right..."
Guma looked at it, and suddenly felt a little speechless.
I used to feel fine.
But the thought of it being a corpse made me feel a little sick.
Especially the icy cold temperature, which may cause discomfort if you really want to kiss it.
But no matter what.
Kissing a corpse is better than drinking corpse water or something!
So Guma no longer ink, he closed his eyes, lowered his head and kissed the female corpse's mouth fiercely.
slap!
One touch away!
But the cold and soft touch still made Guma almost spit it out.
"yue!"
"yue!yue!!"
Guma clutched his abdomen and kept retching.
After a full two minutes of vomiting, it gradually stopped.
"Huchi, Huchi..."
"It really cost me my life!"
Kumar panted.
After a rest, he took out a corpse turtle he had caught earlier from his backpack and threw it on the ground.
"Squeak!"
After the corpse turtle was free, it was not afraid at all and charged towards Guma with pincers.
Guma quickly took out the dagger and swiped it in the palm of his hand!
Blood drips.
The corpse turtle still did not have any sense of fear, and directly clamped a pair of pliers on Guma's calf, and Guma grinned in pain.
"Damn, still failed!"
"what!"
Gu Ma directly raised his foot and stepped on it, trampling the corpse into a smash.
"I'm not really that unlucky, I have to try until the last one to succeed, right?"
He sat down on the sacrificial altar with a slumped expression on his face.
Sighed.
He opened the notebook again.
"Look at Article 6 first."
"[6]: In [Dungeon Dungeon], Teacher Ma and Fatty fought fiercely. During the fierce fight, Teacher Ma tore off the belt of the blue-eyed fox corpse and used it as a weapon to fight against Fatty. The belt fragment accidentally fell into Teacher Ma's mouth.
"Blue-eyed fox corpse's belt fragment?"
Kumar frowned.
What is the belt fragment?
Why doesn't it sound unreliable?
Guma smiled helplessly: "Everyone, do you think there is a possibility that the way to obtain Qilin's blood will be in "Dive in the Furious Sea"?"
"I don't think it's a solution for me to continue like this. If the real solution is in the next game, don't I have to do all the disgusting things in "Seven Star Lu Palace"?"
"Why don't we just shuffle it all and run the experiment at random?"
Netizens were unconvinced.
Anyway, it's not for them to eat, they certainly don't care.
"Forget it, I'll come one by one."
Think about it.
Guma still gave up the idea of shuffling the order of all experiments.
It's almost halfway through anyway.
There is no need to fret any more.
"Then let's continue."
Gu Ma stood up again and walked slowly to the edge of the jade bed where the blue-eyed fox corpse was.
Take a closer look.
Guma did see a belt on the armor of the blue-eyed fox corpse.
He reached out and grabbed the belt, then tugged.
slam-la-
The belt was pulled directly from the armor by Guma.
He put the belt between his hands and looked at it carefully.
The belt is made of cowhide.
There are four black armor pieces inlaid in the middle. On the four pieces of armor, the four characters 'Yinxi Baodi' are engraved respectively, and these four characters are also traced with gold powder.
"This should be a spell to suppress ghosts."
Kumar nodded slowly.
Because he knew that the ancients liked to engrave some ghost-suppressing characters on their jewelry.
"However, does the fragment of the belt refer to these four black pieces?"
Guma looked left and right, but did not find any other fragments of the belt.
Only these four thin pieces of armor engraved with 'Yinxi Baodi' can barely be weighed.
Guma stretched out his fingers, gently squeezed a piece of armor, and then pulled it hard.
Snapped!
The armor was pulled out immediately.
Guma looked at it and saw that the nail piece was very thin and light, like a hexagonal potato chip.
"How do you eat this thing?"
Guma took the black armor and said, "It's impossible to swallow, it's too big, but it doesn't seem realistic if you bite it. If it's very hard, your teeth will be broken!"
Netizens rejoice:
"Take it as a potato chip, bite it hard, and it will definitely be crunchy!"
"Looking at the thickness of this nail plate, it must not be very hard, rest assured and bold!"
"Mr. Ma can swallow, but you can't?"
"Come on, the super rocket has given you twenty rounds!"
"No matter what, this thing is better than corpse water and corpse turtle juice!"
"really"
"This thing is much stronger than corpse water.
Guma thinks netizens are right.
then.
He picked up the nail piece and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
Originally, he wanted to use the method of eating potato chips, stuffing the whole piece into his mouth and then chewing and swallowing it.
Unexpectedly, the black armor melted in the mouth, and almost the second it entered the mouth, it instantly melted into a pool of bitter juice.
"Cough cough cough!!"
Because no one thought about it.
So the juice flowed directly into Guma's throat.
The strong bitter taste also contained a hint of Chinese medicine, which made him cry.
"I'm going, what is this!"
"Why is it like Chaoshan beef, the entrance is gone???"
Guma coughed twice, a little surprised.
Because when he was holding the piece of armor just now, he could feel it through the touch, and that thing was hard.
Definitely not something that turns into water in the mouth!
Even candy won't melt so fast!
"What's the matter?"
Gu Ma froze in place and stood for a while.
He faintly felt it.
Some parts of the body seem to have changed.
"Okay, this condition has been completed, so let's start the experiment.
Guma shrugged, then grabbed another corpse from his backpack.
He threw the corpse coins to the ground.
"Squeak!"
same as usual.
After the corpse turtle landed, it waved its big pliers and began to whimper, 258,000 to 80,000.
Swish!
Gu Ma drew it, and skillfully cut it towards the palm of his hand.
Blood flows out.
Guma didn't hold any hope, and 560 splattered the blood in his hand towards the household.
Turtle: "...
"Squeaky squeak!!"
Strange things happened.
next second.
The corpse turtle turned his head and ran away as if he had seen the most terrifying thing in the world!
Just a few seconds.
The corpse is gone!!
Guma: ""
Netizens:
The air is suddenly quiet!
Needle drop can be heard!
Guma's eyes rolled, and he said incredulously, "Just now, what happened??"
"Yes, is it Qilin blood?"
"Ding!!"
Just when Guma wanted to take a look at the barrage.
The in-game system beep finally sounded!
【Congratulations on your successful activation of ‘Qilin bloodline’ (primary)】
[Experience Value] +500!
[Qilin bloodline] (primary): The primary Qilin bloodline, the blood contains the power of ancient Qilin, which can disperse ordinary evils, and mosquitoes do not invade!
[Special]: Qilin bloodline can be upgraded through experience points. The higher the level, the greater the power. When it is successfully upgraded to the god level, it will be safe from evil!
[Hint]: It takes 2000 experience points to reach the next level of Qilin bloodline!
[Remarks]: The condition for Qilin bloodline activation is a certain key item. This item exists in "Seven Stars Lu Palace", "Sand in the Furious Sea", "Genting Heavenly Palace" and subsequent games. After harvesting this item, you can Activate the Qilin bloodline while bleeding!
Look at the prompts issued by the system.
Guma is in ecstasy!!
activated!!!
Actually successfully activated Qilin blood!!!
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
"My hard work is finally not in vain!!"
Guma looked up to the sky and laughed.
Who would have thought that the key item that can really trigger Qilin's blood would be the inconspicuous belt fragment on the blue-eyed fox corpse??
No one can imagine it!
If Mr. Ma had pica and liked to taste two bites of everything, it is estimated that players would not have discovered the existence of [Qilin blood] in this game by now!!
Oh shit!
thought here.
Netizens were outraged.
The dog author of this game, Luo Ge, how many unknown rewards are still hidden in the game!?
Will there be some hidden abilities that are more buggy than Qilin's blood in these games?
Guma finds out about Qilin's blood.
After the live broadcast room netizens added fuel and vinegar, it quickly caused a craze on the Internet!!