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All of them hid behind the Taoist priest.
As a result, the Taoist priest was more frightened than them, and his legs gave way and he knelt down on the ground.
"Brother Ghost! Uncle Ghost! We don't mean to offend you, please go back quickly! Don't scare us, we will give you a lot of burning paper money after we finish our work!"
When everyone saw the Taoist priest kneeling, they also fell to the ground one after another, begging: "Master Ghost! We will definitely give you a lot of money for burning paper!"
"Yes! A lot of burning paper money!"
Ye Fan said speechlessly: "What are you all doing? Who wants your paper money?"
When the Taoist heard this, he hurriedly changed his words: "Since you don't want paper money, Mr. Ghost, then we'll burn you more incense cars and beauties. By the way, there's also a big villa! I just ask you to go back quickly!"
"Yes, yes, yes! I'll burn you a Rolls-Royce, another Bingbing, and a Yuyi. If you don't think it's enough, we'll burn you another T-seed!"
Ye Fan has black lines all over his head, what the hell should I say?
Met an expert!
"Fuck! What is this all about? Are you pretending to be muddy in your mind?"
"Keep your eyes open, Lao Tzu is a human being, a real human being!"
Everyone cautiously looked up, and saw that Ye Fan had already sat on their seats and started eating and drinking.
"Can you eat? It's really a living person!" The Taoist said with surprise on his face.
Then he pretended to say to the people behind him: "It's all right! It's all right! The ghost has been chased away by me!"
After finishing speaking, he ran up to Ye Fan again and reprimanded him: "You are really daring, you dare to wander around in this deep mountain and old forest at this point in time!"
"If it weren't for this Taoist priest's profound Taoism, helping you drive away the evil spirit behind you, you would have finished playing tonight!"
As soon as the Taoist said this, everyone cast adoring eyes on him.
"As expected of you! Wu Nengdao looks great!"
"Does it need to be said? I don't know how many ghosts died under Wu Nengdao's mahogany sword!"
"Young man, you should thank Daoist Wu Neng for saving his life!"
……
When everyone spoke to each other, Wu Neng was about to ascend to heaven.
Ye Fan said lightly: "Master Wu Neng, you should stay away from me, the smell on your body is too strong!"
Wu Neng quickly covered his crotch, pretending to be casual and looking back at the crowd.
Fortunately, they didn't pay attention to Ye Fan's words, which made Wu Neng heave a sigh of relief.
"I said, young man, what are you doing in such a place in the middle of the night? Don't you really fear meeting ghosts?"
Ye Fan grabbed a chicken leg and gnawed on it.
While gnawing, he said, "I wasn't afraid at first! But seeing you doing this kind of thing here, I'm a little scared!"
Wu Neng looked back at the two G profiles, and asked in a low voice, "You mean there is something wrong with those two G profiles?"
Ye Fan snorted coldly and said, "Hmph! Marriage is a big taboo. As a Taoist priest, don't you know that?"
Wu Neng saw that he could say the word "marriage", and he was sure that he must have some skills.
In addition, he dared to wander around in the deep mountains and old forests alone at night, so he was determined to be a Taoist priest.
Ever since, Wu Neng whispered helplessly in Ye Fan's ear: "I also think there is a problem, but these family members just don't listen, and insist on finishing things tonight!"
"Can't you refuse them?" Ye Fan asked lightly.
Wu Neng blushed immediately and was speechless.
Ye Fan said disdainfully: "Is life important, or your face?"
Wu Neng could only smile awkwardly.
Ye Fan could hear it from the words of these people just now.
This Wu Neng likes to make up nonsense when he has nothing to do, telling how powerful he is, so that these people will worship him.
He took the opportunity to make some money.
Originally, this kind of thing, I can't say whether he is right or wrong.
But in order to save his face tonight, he actually helped these people get married, that's really courting death.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Ye Fan asked, "Do you know what is said in today's almanac?"
Wu Neng said with a bitter face: "I know... know, don't... don't get married, don't break ground!"
Ye Fan said in a cold voice: "Since you know all of this, you still dare to do the two together, because you think your life is too long?"
"I..." Wu Neng just wanted to defend himself.
Suddenly there was a creepy sound from behind.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
……
"What... what is this sound?" The person standing near that thing asked tremblingly.
"I...I seem to hear...the sound is coming from that thing!"
Everyone actually heard it, but their legs were so frightened that they couldn't walk at all.
Wu Neng even hid directly behind Ye Fan, covering his ears tightly, not daring to listen to this sound.
Ye Fan really wanted to kick him.
I don't have any skills, but I dare to take this kind of work.
It's really for money, even life can exist.
However, even if you don't want to kill yourself, you can't hurt others, can you?
Don't these people just believe in him, so they dare to come here with him?