Farmhouse Senda

Chapter 548 The Laughing Chapter of Lotus Nectar

Chapter 548 The Lotus Nectar Joke

Li Qingyun noticed that it was shaking abnormally, but the people at the same table were still eating, drinking and laughing, and they didn't seem to notice anything wrong.He looked at the entrance of the hotel, it was only ten meters away from the table, it was really a destructive earthquake, he felt that he could rush out with his wife in a few seconds.

Yang Yunu was careful. Seeing her husband standing up and looking left and right, he hurriedly asked in a low voice, "What's the matter? The banquet has only started for a while, don't you want to go back? The food in this restaurant is actually not bad."

"No, I'm looking for a toilet." Li Qingyun saw that his wife, a young master of the second level of martial arts, didn't notice the ground shaking, and he began to wonder if it was his illusion.Due to the weak vibration, even the chandelier on the ceiling began to return to its static state.

When I was going to the bathroom, I saw a few mice running away from the hotel kitchen to the outside of the wall.A flock of sparrows flew across the sky, chirping and seeming to panic.The dogs on the street don't bark much, or because the street is too noisy, they are used to the noise and are not very sensitive.

Li Qingyun shook his head, not thinking too much for the time being, the toast cannon sounded, the couple was about to toast, and he had to go back to his table.

Usually in the middle of the banquet, Mao Dan and Xiao Min, as today's newcomers, start to toast everyone. This is the rule in wedding banquets, showing the respect of the newcomers to the guests.

Xiao Min was pregnant and couldn't drink, so she substituted drinks.Maodan was happy, holding up the white wine in his hand, and toasted one by one. Although this bottle of white wine was mixed with a lot of water, if he drank too much, he was still drunk.The sixth aunt of the matchmaker deserves respect, the fourth grandpa of the officiant deserves respect, the uncles of the same family deserve respect, the friends who grew up together deserve respect... and the two great benefactors, Li Qingyun and Yang Yunu, deserve even more respect.

After this round of toasting, the climax of the wedding banquet is over.Afterwards, a few meatball soups and fruit platters were served. It was not until the diners were overwhelmed with food and drunk that they gradually dispersed.

Maodan and Xiaomin went back in Li Qingyun's car, while fourth grandfather, sixth aunt and a few elderly people with handicapped legs were sent back by car.Ordinary villagers have their own way to go back. Anyway, not far from home, they can walk back or ride electric bicycles.

"Brother Fuwa, I can marry Xiao Min back today, I have to thank you, you are our great benefactor..." Maodan was drunk, but he spoke clearly.It just made people suspect that his bridal chamber tonight might have played tricks.

Xiao Min's cheeks were slightly flushed, she nodded and said, "Maodan is right, if it weren't for the strong support of Sister Yu Nu and Brother Fu Wa, our wedding today would not have been so smooth, and it would not have been so lively."

Li Qingyun drove the car and said, "Cat Dan is not someone else. He is my brother who I have played with since I was a child. What is there to be thankful for doing something for my brother. If you are a family, you don't have to talk about it."

When Maodan and Xiao Min heard this, their hearts warmed up, their gratitude was already in their hearts, and it would be too fake to say polite words that were superficial.

"Maudan, when you get married, you have to treat Xiao Min well. She is a good girl. She didn't mention any conditions, and she was pregnant with your child in a muddle. Because of you, she has been gossiped a lot. If you have a conscience, you should know how to treat her." Yang Yunu finished telling the cat, turned around and said to Xiao Min, "Xiao Min, if the cat dares to bully you in the future, you can tell the sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law will help you Clean him up."

"Sister-in-law, how dare I. From today on, Xiao Min is my Maodan's wife, and it's too late for me to be nice to her! If you want to feel sorry for her, you, you, you will deduct my salary." Maodan said He chose a terrible punishment that he cared more about.

When Xiao Min heard Maodan's promise, she covered her mouth and smiled, "If I deduct my wages, even if I was bullied by him, I wouldn't dare to tell my sister-in-law. It's better for everyone to beat him up."

Everyone laughed after hearing this, it seems that Xiao Min is also a cheerful person, it seems that after entering the Li family village, it is not a big problem to be teased occasionally.

After a while of joking, Li Qingyun first sent Yang Yunu and his sister-in-law to the gate of the farm, and then sent Maodan and Xiao Min to the festive wedding room.After helping the cat egg into the house, Li Qingyun confessed a few words and went back.

When I entered the farm, I saw my wife Yang Yunu and my sister-in-law Yang Yudie sitting at the gate enjoying the cool and eating watermelon, each sitting on a wooden rattan rocking chair with a very relaxed expression.

The breeze is blowing, bringing people a little bit of coolness. The wind is mixed with the fragrance of plants and trees. After bathing in it, the whole body feels that the pores are relaxed a lot. Except for the noisy calls of the lazy cicadas on the branches, it is also peaceful and peaceful.

In front of the gate of the farm is a pond. After the freshwater fish in it were emptied by Yu Jun, Li Qingyun originally wanted to breed old soft-shelled turtles in it, but for some reason, he poured a few eels into it today and a bucket of geese in it tomorrow. Yayu, and occasionally threw in a few red carp... In the end, he found that, except for the black fish, he didn't specifically throw in it, and even the giant salamander seemed to have thrown two in there.

At the corners and edges of the pond, there are lotus flowers. At this time, the air is full of fragrance, half of which comes from the fragrance of lotus flowers.The lush aquatic plants are surrounded by emerald green lotus leaves, which are really beautiful. The blooming red flowers are swaying in the wind, like young girls dancing.

Li Qingyun went back to the room to wash his face, and also pulled a wooden and rattan chair, and put it beside Yang Yunu.Then moved a small tea machine and put two or three slices of watermelon on it.

"Honey, come, let's eat some more watermelon." Li Qingyun took the cut watermelon and sent it to Yang Yunu.

"Don't eat it. If you eat any more, your belly will explode." Yang Yunu patted her big belly, and suddenly pointed to the lush lotus leaves in the pond in front of her and said, "Look how beautiful those lotus flowers are, there are so many of them. Little bee, but I'm curious, why haven't you eaten lotus honey when you grow so big?"

"Haha, lotus doesn't have nectar, it's no wonder you can eat it." Li Qingyun laughed at his wife's ignorance while eating watermelon.

"No wonder. But since there is no nectar, why are these bees still busy in the lotus?" Yang Yunu asked curiously.

"Eat pollen or gather pollen." Li Qingyun replied.

Yang Yunu was a little embarrassed, and suddenly said: "So it's like this... When I was young, I always thought that when I grew up, I would plant lotus flowers in a pond. They are beautiful, they can eat lotus roots, and they can also raise bees. The lotus honey that I have never eaten before... It seems that the desire to eat lotus honey cannot be realized. However, lotus root has always been my favorite dish. It can be eaten boiled, cold or stir-fried... No matter how I eat it, I can’t eat it greasy."

"It turns out that your wish is so ambitious. Apart from changing the genes of the lotus, I will either become a creator, or I can't get you lotus honey. Apart from this too ambitious wish, it is not difficult for you to want to eat lotus root. As long as you want to eat, I will make lotus root for you every day, as much as you want." Li Qingyun joked.

Yang Yudie, who was silent at the side, was unhappy, pouted her lips, and said, "Sister, brother-in-law, you two are showing affection again, talking about ideals and wishes, have you considered how I feel as a single dog?"

Yang Yudie's words made Yang Yunu's face blush, but Li Qingyun couldn't laugh or cry.

"What is this show of affection? Is the affection between me and your sister still a show? We are already very affectionate, okay?"

Yang Yudie pursed her lips, turned her head and glanced at the small courtyard of the No. [-] Bamboo Building, her expression was so wonderful that a thousand words were contained in that glance, and then said lightly: "Well, you are very affectionate. But, in the future When showing affection, you should also take care of my feelings. Now as compensation, you go and cut the watermelon for me, and ask for large pieces."

Li Qingyun pretended not to see his sister-in-law's contemptuous gaze, and said lazily: "You are not pregnant, and you are not injured. Isn't it just a matter of minutes to cut a watermelon? Do you want me to help you?"

"Sister, look, look at my brother-in-law, he is bullying me again!" Seeing Li Qingyun's refusal to submit, Yang Yudie moved out her elder sister Yang Yu as a servant, knowing that she is Li Qingyun's nemesis, especially in this extraordinary period.

Sure enough, just as Yang Yunu was about to speak, Li Qingyun hurriedly said, "No, my wife, I understand what you mean, I'm going to cut watermelon for Yudie right away."

Yang Yunu didn't need to speak, Li Qingyun knew what she was going to say.Yang Yunu, who has been sisters since she was a child, loves her sister very much.If I don't do it myself, I guess my wife will have to hold the watermelon for her with a big belly.

"Hey, my sister is the best, you don't even need to say anything, my brother-in-law will obediently cut the watermelon for me." Yang Yudie pulled her sister Yang Yunu and said coquettishly.

"You... have been so self-willed, which man dares to want you in the future?"

"Don't worry about this, there are many men chasing me, I despise them." Yang Yudie proudly showed off.

At this time, Li Qingyun came with a plate of sliced ​​watermelon, and said, "Eat, there are so many, is it enough for you?"

Yang Yudie made a funny face at Li Qingyun, then picked up the watermelon on the plate and ate it.

The watermelon is taken out from the mysterious space. It tastes sweet and fragrant in the mouth. The flesh of the melon is sweet and the water is rich. After the first bite, you can’t wait to take a few more bites.After a while, Yang Yudie wiped out the plate of watermelon in front of her. If it wasn't for being a bit full, Yang Yudie would like to try some more pieces.

"Honey, why are you staring at the pond? Do you want to bring some lotus flowers up? But if I want to eat lotus honey, I can't do it." Seeing Yang Yunu staring at the pond, Li Qingyun thought she wanted the pond The lotus inside is just a joke by the way.

"Fuck you, you keep making fun of me even though you know there's no lotus honey. What I didn't want to say was that you forced me... In fact, I suddenly want to eat lotus root. Even though my stomach is so full, I still want to eat it so much. It must be in my stomach. My baby wants to eat." Yang Yunu smiled like a flower, with a cunning flash in his eyes.

Since the baby in his belly wanted to eat it, it would be regarded as dragon liver and phoenix brain, and Li Qingyun had to find a way to get it.Although he knew it was his wife's little excuse, Li Qingyun still "believes it"

"Honey, since you want to eat lotus root... no, no, our baby wants to eat lotus root, so I'll go into the water and dig it for you." Li Qingyun was about to take off his clothes and go into the water as he said.

But Yang Yudie suddenly said: "Brother-in-law, thanks to the fact that you are still a farmer, the lotus root has not grown well at this time. Even if you can dig it up, it is still a very small lotus root bud. How can you eat it?"

Yang Yunu was noncommittal, he didn't know if it was revenge for his joke on lotus honey, or if he heard Michelle's movement in the small courtyard of No. [-] Bamboo Building, he just stared at Li Qingyun with a smile to see what he did.

"Why aren't there any? As long as it's what my wife wants to eat, if there isn't one, I'll dig a few!" Li Qingyun said brazenly.

"Then get a bucket of lotus honey and bring it up..." Yang Yudie's words were always sharp.

Immediately, Li Qingyun couldn't continue to show off, so he went back to change into his swimming trunks in despair.Anyway, the water in the pond is clear, and he has thick skin and flesh, so the water plants can't hurt his skin.

"Honey, you, why are you serious. Yudie is right, the lotus roots haven't grown well this season, and you can't dig them. I'm just kidding you, you still take it seriously." Having said that, Yang When Yu Nu saw her husband busy with his own words, the sweetness in his heart surpassed everything else.

Sister-in-law Yang Yudie couldn't let Li Qingyun go so easily, she stood up and said with a smile: "Sister, just ask brother-in-law to dig, I don't believe he can really dig out lotus roots! Someone is about to blow the cowhide to pieces! I'll see what he can dig up."

Li Qingyun smiled and said: "Yudie, you don't understand this. There is a saying that says that the power of love is great. Maybe God will really let me dig lotus roots!"

"Hmph! Lotus root buds don't count. I don't believe it. If you can dig out a normal lotus root in the pond, I'll eat one raw in front of you!" Yang Yudie shouted domineeringly with her hands on her hips.

"Yudie, don't make trouble, you won't be able to dig lotus roots this season. Husband, forget it, go back and change your clothes, I don't want to eat lotus roots, and the baby doesn't want to eat either." Yang Yunu felt sorry for Li Qingyun, afraid He suffered in the water and hurriedly spoke out to stop him.

Yang Yudie raised her pretty face, and said with a smile: "It's okay, brother-in-law said, the power of love is great! I want to see how he is so great, and he can produce a few normal lotus roots."

"Okay, if I dig out the lotus root, don't forget what you said." Li Qingyun looked at Yang Yudie with a half-smile, feeling like he had succeeded.

The more confident Li Qingyun looked, the more Yang Yudie wanted to see him lose.

"Okay, my sister will testify for me! What if you can't do it?" Yang Yudie asked.

"You make a condition." Li Qingyun said.

Yang Yudie thought for a while, and then said mischievously: "If you can't do it, you have to treat me as well as you can in the future."

After finishing speaking, Yang Yudie felt a little weird, and hurriedly said: "I mean, if there is anything delicious in the future, if you give it to my sister, you have to give it to me. My brother-in-law is the meanest, the mulberry fruit from the day before yesterday If you don’t eat it to my heart’s content, today’s watermelon is the same... I had to beg him to cut me a few small pieces.”

"Come on, you don't speak conscientiously at all. Every time you eat, you don't stop eating until your belly bursts." Li Qingyun didn't think too much, and argued disdainfully.

"Then why don't you just say yes or no?" Yang Yudie didn't bother to reason, as a young lady always had such an overbearing attitude.

"Okay! Anyway, I've always done this... I've never missed you." Li Qingyun wanted to hit his sister-in-law a few more words, but seeing that her sister-in-law was going crazy, she hurriedly stopped nagging.

The water temperature in summer is just right, the surface is a little hot, the middle is warm, and it doesn't feel cold.After entering the water, a group of frogs and some toads were scattered. When he walked into the lotus leaves, Li Qingyun was still thinking, there seemed to be too many toads and frogs today, right?Why are they all focused on the river?Could it be that the vibration at noon was not an illusion?

(End of this chapter)