owlsbooks Chapter 105 Barbeque Prelude
Chapter 105 Barbeque Prelude
"Dad, you bad guy!"
After Bai Feng heard her girl's complaints, she also had a certain understanding of her girl's cultural level.
"It seems that Herrscher and Honkaimon are still the majority of idiots."
"Even some Herrschers in modern civilizations are not as good as AIs from pre-civilizations."
Then Bai Feng sighed again
"Should I ask them to explain their education, so that they won't be able to understand the power by then?"
"That's all, I haven't even played it through myself, let alone them."
Bai Feng came back to his senses and saw Bella who was giving a crazy look to her third sister.
(The following is an encrypted call)
"My teammates, please help me, I'm about to die of pain."
"(Spread your hands) That's right, but you can't pinch it"
Of course, Bai Feng noticed the eye contact between the two, but after all, he had done it himself and of course he had to handle it.
"I'm really going to make trouble for myself."
Bai Feng raised his hand and released a stream of white air into Bella's body. The latter instantly felt that her butt that was red and swollen just now no longer hurt at all.
After receiving the treatment, Bella opened her mouth and came directly
"Thank you, Bai Ya"
Bai Feng and Bai Ya who were not far away were completely petrified, especially Bai Ya, a girl with very rich inner activities.
"What a fool, my stupid sister, I haven't even activated my abilities, so don't talk nonsense!"
"You don't want to live, but I haven't lived enough yet!"
Just when Bai Ya was complaining in her heart, Bai Feng had already arrived behind Bella, and at the same time, his fist wrapped in the power of creation punched Bella hard.
boom!
"Ouch—!"
After seeing the big bump on her head appear again and disappear in an instant, Bella knew that she had said the wrong thing again, so she tried to pass the test by being cute.
"Hey~"
After seeing Bella like this, Bai Feng did not hesitate to continue teaching her a lesson. At the same time, Ai Li also held Bai Feng's hand and persuaded her.
"A Feng is almost done, I think Bella should realize her mistake."
At this time, Bai Feng was as disgusting as a miserable *country parent. After realizing that he had become the person he hated most, Bai Feng also gave himself a personality correction punch.
"A Feng, what's wrong with you?!"
"It doesn't matter, it's just that I just turned into the bastard I hate the most."
"That's all, let's make up for it."
"You guys just wait at home while I go buy the raw materials for barbecue."
"Eh?" X4
"Okay!" X4
Now there is no serious "person" in this family, just a fusion warrior, a Herrscher, a World Bug, a Judgment-level Honkaiju and an armed doll.
Not long after, Bai Feng met an "acquaintance" on the road
"Come out, I've discovered you a long time ago"
When Kong walked out of the portal of the abyss, Bai Feng immediately blocked the surrounding space and turned into the feathered flame mode to look at Kong walking towards him.
"What do you want from me this time?"
Bai Feng's words were not very friendly, and white flames burned on his body again.
On the other hand, Kong shook his head and slowly spoke.
"Are your training methods too cruel?"
"She is different from you. You woke up earlier than her. Moreover, you have surpassed me in both experience and combat experience in these 500 years."
"If she fights with you against that trash in the sky with her strength that was even half-measured before, you have no chance of winning."
(This refers to Ying’s strength before she was sealed)
Kong was speechless after hearing what Bai Feng said, but what he said was true. With his own strength, even the Ice God who gathered the hearts of gods in Zhi Dong could not completely defeat the current Tianli.
But Sora still has a little doubt about this.
(The last person who said this was already cleaning toilets in prison)
"Are you so sure that we can't defeat that trash you call us now?"
Bai Feng, on the other hand, looked at Kong with disdain for being able to raise such a question.
"There's something wrong with you!"
"No, there must be something wrong with both you and Ice God."
"Are you born from your mother or your brain has been eroded by the abyss? Why don't you go against other people's authority if you have a high attack level?"
"Let's not talk about the laws of heaven. Just take advantage of time and space."
Of course Sora knew about these, but because the question he just asked was too suffocating, he had no choice but to swallow it.
"It's a pity that we are still gathering strength. After all, the trick you used last time had a great impact on us."
"As long as you don't find trouble with me, I'll be fine, otherwise the result will be even worse than last time."
"We know this"
"As long as it's clear, let's go now"
Then Bai Feng lifted the space blockade and walked towards the meat vendor, while Sora stepped into the portal of the abyss the moment Bai Feng lifted it.
Sora: I’m laughing so hard. If you don’t run faster, you won’t be able to escape.
"Good day, boss"
"What would you like, sir?"
"Not much, I want them all"
"Sir, are you sure? It would be a waste if you can't finish eating so much."
"Don't worry, preservation is not a problem."
The hawker was still in disbelief, but under Bai Feng's sharp tongue, he packaged all the meat and handed it to Bai Feng.
Bai Feng also happily handed the mola bag to the vendor and left.
(Respecting food ≠ having money but not making money)
Then Bai Feng walked towards home with the four big meats in mind, humming a little tune on the way.
"One more look and you'll explode."
"Come any closer and you'll melt"
"What are you doing, haha, ouch"
"Oh, haha, amigo"
Little Heizi is showing his chicken feet. Don’t drool when my pigeons come out of the oven.
Ahem - this time it's a serious ditty
"Do you believe that we can just kill them all?"
"Do you believe that we can conquer this?"
“Can’t delete all the mess that I have seen”
"Fall in the fire but these burns will heal you"
(Giant’s song is very nice, I recommend the song title: theDOGS)
But Bai Feng, who was concentrating on singing, didn't see the small pothole on the road.
"Do you believe that we can just..."
duang~
(Advanced falling sound effects)
"Aminos!"
"Forget it, as long as the meat is fine, otherwise I will be beaten up by three little girls and one big girl."
"Let's have barbecue tonight!"
(Words of Death)
Then a fool and a debt collector really rushed out from the shadows not far away, holding two sharp knives in his hand.
"Succeeded"
Just when the blade hit Bai Feng's body, it was directly transmitted to Bai Feng's body.
(Perfect blur, boy!)
"When did you have the feeling that I can make you succeed?"
"This is the mirror (meaning) flower (consciousness) water (right) and moon (handle)."
Bai Feng directly lifted the debt collector's neck, and directly covered the black hole with his other hand to annihilate him.
After cleaning up the place, Bai Feng sighed again at the power of the [Barbeque Curse].
"I didn't expect that the fight would be effective in a world where two eighty poles can't hit it."
"The curse of the law of cause and effect is so terrifying"