Chapter 173 The most...&**! ¥##¥% of 1 episode
Chapter 173 The most...&**! ¥##¥% of 1 episode
Chatting from 6pm to 9pm, these annoying byds are really good at talking.
By the way, it was already 10pm when we turned on the computer to code.
No inspiration, already burned out (sad)
The second half of this chapter is quite abstract.
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book continued
After parting with a few people, Bai Feng and Ai Li wandered aimlessly on the street.
So the two of them strolled around and came to a clothing store. After looking at the clothes that they had never seen before, Ai Li suddenly became interested and pulled Bai Feng.
And Bai Feng is walking......
"Oh shit!"
boom!
He was knocked flat to the ground by Ai Li's sudden pull.
And Aili looked at the person who was beside her just now and became confused.
"Where's my man?"
"A Feng is as big as me (crying voice)"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Crying loudly)"
But Bai Feng, who had just rubbed his butt, was immediately speechless.
"Did I just fall? Why are you crying for me?"
"Obviously your men are still alive and well."
However, Bai Feng still stood up and hugged Ai Li into his arms and said
"What's wrong? I just fell. It's not that serious, right?"
"what?!"
Yoshihisa
"..."
"........."
"Hey~"
"So A Feng, you're okay~"
"A Feng, you really scared people~"
"You (the lawyer is helpless)"
In the end, Bai Feng only gave Ai Li a slight brain collapse as punishment.
"Hey——!"
After doing all this, Bai Feng just wanted to hold Ai Li's hand, but was slapped away by the other party.
"Huh? (The lawyer is confused)"
"What's wrong Ellie?"
Then Bai Feng turned around and saw Ai Li, whose eyes were red and she was crying.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"A Feng, you are bullying me! I am going to file a complaint with Eden!"
Bai Feng looked at his wife helplessly and said:
"Didn't I just give you a gentle flick? As for filing a complaint?"
"Wait, something seems wrong."
(The lawyer is silent)
(The lawyer thinks)
(The lawyer is surprised)
"Damn it! Ellie, you are not kind!"
"Sister Eden, she will kill me!"
Then Bai Feng leaned against the stone pillar on the roadside and abstracted, as if he was burned out.
"I was betrayed three times..."
"Flowers, trees, sky, breeze, clouds, sun, rainbow, ocean, beach, forest, stones, gravel, earth"
"Hmm! Huh! Huh! Ahhhhhh!"
In the end, Bai Feng's non-existent brain collapsed and overloaded, and at the same time, Bai Feng's expression became wiser.
"TeRi TeRi"
"Bai Fengfeng is the world's number one abstraction, I'll throw you away~"
Just after Bai Feng finished this series of abstract actions, Ai Li was dumbfounded. She had never seen her man act so abstract before.
"A Feng? A Feng!"
"A Feng, please wake up!"
But responding to Ellie is indeed a wonderful little spell that was taken away by Delly's stupid virus.
"Miska, Musca, fuck the female horse!"
“Come ↑ talk to → me ↗ once ↘”
"Miska, Muska, Aminos! I got Golami!"
"A Feng, since you are unkind, don't blame others for being unjust."
(Takes out the wand of origin)
"Bright light, illuminating the earth!"
Snap, very quickly
boom!
In an instant, Bai Feng was whipped into the [Bubble Pinball Machine] on the roadside by Ai Li.
"Beautiful! The ball went in!"
"Let us congratulate Alicia for winning the first White Maple Cup!"
After seeing his rebellious son being knocked away by Alicia, this B author was so excited that he broke the dimensional wall.
"Perfect home run!"
"As expected of the seed player of the first Bai Feng Cup!"
But after seeing the author b in front of her, Ellie raised her wand of origin again.
"This author, my Afeng, can only be teased by me!"
boom!
(The narrator is online)
【Beautiful doubles! 】
[Let us congratulate Alicia on her beautiful home run! 】
At the same time, on the other side
The author who was knocked away and stuck in the wall by Ai Li saw Bai Feng infected by the Deli Silly Virus
"Hey! Fengzi, Fengzi?"
"Damn it! Fengzi, don't become a madman!"
"Forget it, Fengzi, don't blame your adoptive father for being ruthless."
Then the author took out the universal modification keyboard again, but unexpectedly it always came after pressing it carefully.
"Bring it to you!"
"Damn it! I just bought a keyboard with free shipping on Xixi 19.9!"
Bai Feng got the keyboard and knocked on it to no avail, then opened his abyss mouth.
click
Mute the world and listen to the author’s voice breaking the defense
"(...!@#E%##&!@#*)@——!*#!"
(You can refer to the sound of Chidori)
"Bai Feng! Arminos!"
The author became furious and went crazy
(screaming) (twisting) (creeping darkly) (crawling) (twisting) (squirming darkly) (tumbling) (crawling violently) (twisting).
(roaring) (squirming) (eerie growl) (crawling) (splitting) (walking ashore) (twisting) (spasm) (squirming) (twisted walking).
(roar) (turn into a monkey) (fly into the primeval forest) (dangle the tree vine) (chuangfei passes by the monkey eating a banana) (roar) (turn into a monkey) (fly into the primeval forest) (dang the tree vine).
In the end, the author's thousands of words to Bai Feng finally turned into a severe blow.
"Okay, okay! I'm not going to act anymore!"
"Backup hidden keyboard! Activate!"
"gamemode1 start"
Then the b author started typing on the keyboard to add buffs to himself
[Black Hand's Quotes] [The Power of Philosophy] [The Screams of the Ancestors] [I Have Betrayed Three Times]
[The two skills must be thrown together at the beginning] [It must be Mi*you’s doing (乆)]
【Ant clamp is an ant clamp】【Blessing of the Dead on the Beach】【OMO's Gaze】
[This is a healthy, beautiful and positive story]
[The affirmation of being invincible] [A ditty for giving rice to rice] [Kitty Brother] [What happened to you, Genshin Impact! 】
"I'm stuck right now!"
"Uchiha rebound!"
boom!
In an instant, the author TP arrived behind Bai Feng and slapped him back to Ai Li.
"What's flying over here?"
"Something's wrong, let's take a look again?"
(Leprechaun thinking)
boom!
When the smoke dissipated, Aili saw Bai Feng, who had returned to normal, lying on the ground like Yamcha.
"Didn't member Afeng die in the fight with the author?"
"If it's not right, let's have another look. Maybe I was resurrected by watching an advertisement."
From time to time, Bai Feng's mouth would emit whispers from ancient gods and strange little spells.
"AUGHHHHH!"
"What are you doing hahahahahahahahahahaha amage!"
"Damn! man!"
“The phone configuration is low~ and it freezes when I play Genshin Impact~”
Now Ellie can no longer see the abstract Bai Feng lying on the ground, because the wand of origin is ready to get three kills.
(Some people continue to dedicate their lives)
boom!
Ai Li nodded with satisfaction after looking at Bai Feng who was sleeping completely peacefully.
"Sure enough, the silent Ah Feng is the good Ah Feng."
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