owlsbooks Chapter 175 The most tongue-in-cheek episode
Chapter 175 The most tongue-in-cheek episode
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Yoshihisa
The silver thread produced when the two lips parted proved that the two had kissed. Upon seeing this, employee A and employee B pushed the dining cart to deliver their meals.
"Boy, your orders have been served."
“Wish you a pleasant meal” X2
But after returning the dining cart to its original location, this person found a secret place to continue eating melon.
The screen returns to Bai Feng
"Be good, open your mouth~"
"Ah~"
Then Bai Feng steadily put a slice of pizza into Ellie's mouth.
"(Chew Chew Chew) Ah Feng, you (Chew Chew Chew) are so kind to others~ (Chew Chew Chew)"
"Good boy, let's eat slowly"
“Don’t be in a hurry”
Then Bai Feng pried open the cap of another bottle of Sureda and handed it to Ellie. Bai Feng himself looked at the cake named "Looking Up at the Starry Sky" and fell into deep thought.
[Fish looks up at the stars and always urges us to explore...]
[If you don’t want to eat, just say so]
"........."
(The lawyer is speechless)
For some reason, these two sentences seemed to appear in Bai Feng's mind and kept repeating.
Ai Li, who had just finished showing off a whole pizza, looked at Bai Feng who was deep in thought and asked curiously.
"A Feng, what's wrong with you?"
"Is the food not to your liking?"
However, Aili's words did not successfully interrupt Bai Feng's thoughts.
"A Feng? A Feng!"
"Ah? What happened?"
"I see you have been in a daze, Afeng. Could it be that the food is not to your liking?"
Hearing this, Bai Feng looked at Ai Li who cared about him and smiled helplessly.
"No, no, it's mainly because this cake reminds me of bad memories."
"What kind of cake?"
(Pointing to the [Looking at the Starry Sky] cake)
"this one"
"........."
(The goblin is silent)
"A Feng, you are right."
After seeing the familiar food, the two of them recalled the fear of being dominated by the Starry Sky Sect.
At that time, because of the collapse of that country, Bai Feng and Ai Li were also ordered to eliminate the local Honkai beasts.
As a result, after cleaning up, the two of them were treated to a good meal by the local residents with stargazing pies.
Even though Bai Feng is fifty thousand years old, he still can't forget those painful memories.
"Forget it, let's try this crackling white grape soda."
"Ori, just do it!"
So Bai Feng drank the entire cup of Cika White Grape Soda in one gulp, but he didn't seem to notice the reminder on the menu.
[Taking it after drinking may cause sneezing and runny nose]
[According to customers who have tried it, it feels like a cold hand is pressed against their neck]
The result is…………
"Ah chirp!"
"what happened?"
"Ah chirp!"
"Why did I start sneezing?"
"Ah chirp!"
"Fuck! I was killed by the drink order."
"Ah chirp!"
"Reverse"
In the end, Bai Feng chose to go back in time to solve this problem.
"It was so dangerous, so dangerous, almost everyone was killed."
Ai Li on the side looked at Bai Feng with some disdain
Can a cup of underworld drink kill Bai Feng alone? Alicia wouldn’t believe it anyway, and her man also has the core of Ice Law, so how could he be afraid of the cold?
Then she concentrated on solving the large UFO castle in front of her
Ellie swallowed after looking at the cheese flowing on the burger patty and the tender vegetables inside.
"Let's do it!"
Click
After taking a bite, Ellie realized that the taste was different from what she had originally imagined. This was all thanks to the disc-shaped crisps in it.
However, the taste is still worthy of praise. The meat patty grilled over high fire locks in the juice to the greatest extent.
The cheese flowing on the patty also provides the entire burger with a rich cheese flavor that is addictive.
Finally, it is paired with tender vegetables and secret sauce so that it does not taste greasy.
It's just...very few people can finish it decently
"Oops!"
Just when the sauce was about to drip onto Ai Li's clothes, Bai Feng, who was having fun with a plate of pasta, raised his hand to evaporate the sauce.
"Isn't it permed?"
(The goblin shakes his head)
"No, the timing is good~"
"That's good. It's okay as long as the incident happened suddenly and you're fine."
In fact, he could directly control the fluid (wind power), but he chose the stupidest way
(Sauce should also be considered a fluid, after all, this definition is too broad)
Fluid is an object form corresponding to solid, and is a general term for liquids and gases
(This is what we got from Baidu)
far away
Seeing that Ai Li's clothes were not stained, he was relieved. Then Bai Feng continued to have a serious discussion with his plate of pasta.
But the result is…………
Bai Feng had just finished eating his own noodles, and Ai Li had already finished the entire table of food.
"And you said you're not Kaslana!"
Naturally, Bai Feng would not say these words. After all, he would still have to coax his wife.
But because he was worried about his wife, he still had to remind her
"Ellie, overeating is bad for your stomach and intestines."
Hearing this, Aili shook her head and said
"How can you be so tender? If you are full after just such a small amount of food, Ah Feng, you are looking down too much on me."
"what?!"
"What do you mean it's just a little bit?"
"Hey Ai Li, are you kidnapped by that girl from the Kaslana family?"
Bai Feng then switched to the law recognition mode and looked at Ai Li and said
"Whatever you are, get off my wife!"
"what?!"
However, Bai Feng returned in vain in the end, because it was just that Ellie's appetite simply increased.
(release authority)
"Huh? It's useless!"
(release again)
"Damn it! What a ghost!"
(Released with double clicks)
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
In the end, Bai Feng gave up his plan
"Forget it, give up"
(The lawyer opens his mouth)
Afterwards, Bai Feng checked the situation of Teyvat and planned to take Ai Li to end the vacation.
"Ellie, let's get ready to go back."
"Are you leaving now?"
"Well, aren't you full?"
"It just so happened that Zhongli took the children to Wuyouting. You can have some more."
"Ok?"
(awareness factor)
"Great!"
Kucha
(Advanced transition sound effects)
Inside the Wuyou Pavilion
Now Bai Wuchen looked at his eldest sister curiously
"Sister, when will mom and dad come back?"
"Hmm~"
(The Law Master is meditating)
"To be honest, I don't know. It mainly depends on whether they have enough fun, right?"
the other side
Aiya and Bella, who were cooking, were not so harmonious.
"Damn it! Bella, you don't have martial ethics!"
"We clearly agreed that each person would only eat one tempura, why did you take my share away?"
"Luanluanluo~ Whoever grabs it will get it!"
Just when Bella was about to put the last piece of tempura into her mouth, Ellie suddenly appeared and swallowed it in one gulp.
Bella looked at the tempura she had just been eating and then at her mother who was chewing it. At this moment, she was speechless.
"Hmph, how old are you and still you are robbing children to eat?"
"Hey~"
Then Ai Li sat on the bar and looked at the boss and said
"Boss, please order a piece of hizakura cake, an eel chazuke rice, and a piece of energetic cat rice."
“Another order of Butter Crab and Yae-do’s co-branded Ziyuan Yunshang”
"Okay, please wait a moment"
After seeing Ai Li ordering a lot more food, Bai Feng looked at his children again.
"Are you full? If not enough, keep ordering. This meal is mine."
(point to menu)
"You guys watch first, I'll go talk to your Uncle Zhongli."
But before we talk anymore, Bai Feng went to Liuliting and packed up two portions of Xian Tiao Qiang, one portion of Pickled Dexian and Wen Xin Tofu.
"I don't know if you are comfortable with Dao Wife's food, so I brought you some Liyue rice."
"Hehe~ It's still brother Xiaofeng, you understand me~"
“I feel like most of Inazuma’s food is a bit too bland.”
Bai Feng then handed the plastic bag containing food to the two of them.
"Thank you, dear friend"
"You're welcome. Eat first so your food doesn't get cold."
"I'm going to take care of my kids."
Then Bai Feng returned to his children.
"Have you thought about it? Tell me when you think about it."
"Boss, please add a few more dishes."
"Okay, here you go"
Seeing the boss coming in front of and behind them, Bai Feng looked at them and said
"You can pay for what you want to eat. Our family has money."
Bai Ya: "One piece of raw fish sashimi, and another piece of animal bone ramen."
Aiya: "emmm...I want one piece of Hiyoshi Sakura tempura, let's forget it, let's have two."
Bella: "Two pieces of tempura, two pieces of Konta-shochu with extra spiciness, and one piece of that Shion Unsho."
Bai Wuchen: "Whatever"
(Take out the Heavenly Fire Holy Judgment)
Bai Wuchen: "Forget it! Forget it! I want a side dish of street food and a side of crimson cherry shrimp."
(I wrote to myself again that I was hungry late at night)