owlsbooks Chapter 251 Emperor
Chapter 251 Emperor
Chapter 251 Emperor
Seeing the three people coming in, the emperor sighed and sat down on the bench slowly, the noise outside had gradually subsided, except for the yells of fleeing in the distance.
Lin Jiu asked: "What's the point of this, isn't it just an old man who didn't put his butt on his face..."
Ye Guiren said: "Let's take this old guy back and take it to Longteng for an exhibition. We'll pay 1000 yuan for a viewing... We'll make a fortune soon!"
Gu Yueqing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, it would be a disaster for two or two people to come together. Are you two short of money?
Just talk about Lin Jiu, it seems that my Gu family has been wiped out by you, and the four new families all have your shares, right? Do you still care about 1000 yuan?
Ye Guiren is not much better, how many people envy this guy, he is awesome without practicing, and he is never short of money, are you two ruining people or making money.
Lin Jiu turned to Gu Yueqing and said, "Why don't you and Lao Ye do this, Yueqing, for 1000 yuan a time, maybe your Gu family will rise from you again..."
"I won't do it!" Gu Yueqing's face almost fell on the back of his foot. You two can do such a shameful thing, but I can't.
The emperor above was a pain in the ass after listening to the discussion of the three people. This is a bit too wicked. Take me to the exhibition. After all, I am also the emperor, okay?
The emperor stood up and shouted: "Huaxia people...don't bully people too much..."
Speaking of which, the emperor tore up the outer clothes, looked at the three of them and sneered...
"Putong" knelt on the ground, kowtowed and said, "Please forgive me..."
The first person who wants to die is Black Saint. Who the hell is this person? Looking at you, I thought you were going to show off your island country style and Japanese slave spirit. Why did you suddenly kneel down and beg for mercy and kowtow? Then you are doing this in front of you. Why use multiple postures? Just get to the point.
Gu Yueqing didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This guy was such a drama star that he thought he was going to have a big fight, but he gave in unexpectedly.
The three of them walked over, and Ye Guiren kicked him and said, "I thought you wouldn't be able to make a moth, or I'll beat you to death!"
"Yes, yes, your lord is saying that my small country and its few people are underestimating their own capabilities, and we should not offend the lord of the Celestial Empire!"
At this time, the emperor looked like a pug, and he had the demeanor of ruling a country.
Ye Guiren had gone through two moves with this guy before. This guy was a ghost hunter. He didn't have any profound abilities, but he was a little weird.
"Turn your head!" Ye Guiren shouted.
"Yes yes yes!" the emperor turned his head with a smile.
Lin Jiu was taken aback when he saw it. There was still a face behind this guy's head, smiling carefully and obsequiously.
Is there such a mystery in the world?Is this talent or mystical art? What's the use of having multiple faces? It grows to the back of the head, so I'm not afraid of sneak attacks.
"What the hell is going on!" Lin Jiu said in shock.
"Ask him... I'm just surprised about this!" Ye Guiren kicked the emperor.
The emperor took out a small box from his arms and said: "This thing is called the Split God. It is a treasure passed down from ancient times. After eating it, you can have great power with three heads and six arms. I only ate some powder inside, so I didn't dare to Eat more……"
"There is such a thing in the world?"
The three of them looked at each other and felt incredible, but the facts were before their eyes.
Ye Guiren grabbed the box, opened it, and found three fiery red pills inside, exuding a slight aura, with a delicate fragrance, it was not ordinary at first glance.
Lin Jiu picked up one and said, "The system will help me identify whether it is a genuine elixir!"
"Split the Heaven Pill, after taking it, it has three heads and six arms with supernatural powers, no toxic side effects..."
"Haha!" Lin Jiu burst out laughing when he heard it: "I can get such a treasure!"
Ye Guiren said inexplicably: "What a joke, what if it's poison!"
As soon as the emperor stopped, he quickly knelt down and said, "Three lords, it is definitely not poison. If it is poison, you can kill me at any time. This is really a heaven-shattering pill!"
Lin Jiu picked up the pill and threw it into his mouth, ate it, and said, "This is indeed the pill of cracking the sky. There is nothing wrong with what he said. Anyway, Lao Ye, you are not afraid of death. You can eat one without any problem!"
Ye Guiren thought about it. To him, poison was almost like laxatives. It would only take two less trips to the toilet if it was light, and it would only cost him two more trips if it was more important. It would not cause any harm to him.
I took the elixir leaves and Guiren also ate one!
Ye Guiren handed the box to Gu Yueqing and said, "Boy, you are lucky this time, I will give you the extra one..."
"..."
To eat or not to eat? He has worked as an undercover agent in the island country for a while, and he knows that the people in the island country are polite on the surface but have knives in their hearts. These two guys just eat it carelessly. Isn't it a bit sloppy?
"What are you afraid of? Even if you took poison, I can save you!" Lin Jiu patted his chest and said.
Gu Yueqing saw that the two of them were fine after taking it for a while, so it must not be poison, and he also longed for such great magical powers as three heads and six arms.
If you think about it, if you want to fight someone, you need to reach out for six bricks...
Paralyzed, how arrogant is that!
"Okay!" Gu Yueqing picked up the last pill and drank it directly.
The three of them waited for a while, but there was no such thing as superficiality, eating it in the stomach had no effect at all, they must have been deceived by this old thing.
Lin Jiu kicked the emperor and said, "Old man, why did you not respond after eating for so long!"
The emperor blinked his old eyes, thought for a while and said: "Maybe it took too long and the effect of the medicine is slow to take effect!"
"En! Even if what you said is reasonable, if it doesn't work... Hehe, you know, I'm so crazy that I would even bite a dog..." Ye Guiren threatened from the side.
After a short time, Lin Jiu said with a strange expression, "It seems to be effective!"
"kindness?"
The two people hurriedly looked at Lin Jiu, and saw Lin Jiu shaking his shoulders and shouting: "Look at me, I have three heads and six arms!"
I saw a hand suddenly popping out of this guy's chest, swinging there. His head and six arms were missing. All he saw was that this guy suddenly had an extra hand!
"..."
What about the three heads and six arms promised?
Ye Guiren felt a little bad, felt the changes in his body, and shouted loudly: "Three heads and six arms..."
The result was the same as Lin Jiu's, with an arm coming out of his chest, which looked very abrupt.
Gu Yueqing burst into tears. Why did I believe the words of the two gods? The three heads and six arms have not been cured. Instead, they have three hands. It will be difficult to wear clothes in the future, okay?
Killed these two guys.
Gu Yueqing also tried it, and it was exactly the same.
Except for each person having an extra hand, nothing has changed.
Lin Jiu was furious, kicked the emperor and said: "You're fucking cheating on me..."
"Don't dare, dare not, how dare I cheat the three adults!" The emperor burst into tears, this thing was bought by him, who knew the result.
Ye Guiren grabbed the emperor's collar and said, "Then explain to me what's going on!"
Tumo Xingzi sprayed the emperor all over his face!
"Well, I don't know either..."
(End of this chapter)