owlsbooks Chapter 291 I'm Really Not a Hero
Chapter 291 I'm Really Not a Hero
Chapter 291 I'm Really Not a Hero
"Ton, ton, ton... Puff~~~~"
In the corner of the guild bar, Akuya drank the bubble wine in his glass, and then let out a decadent exclamation like a middle-aged uncle.
Slightly drunken expression, swaying body.
It can be seen how much the lazy idiot goddess is enjoying herself.
Sato Kazuma said with a look of disgust: "You guy, can you stop acting like a middle-aged uncle. Aren't you a goddess, at least a bit like a goddess?"
The drunken Akuya curled her lips: "What does it matter! Today is a day worth celebrating, so what's wrong with a little indulgence?"
The drunken Aqua pouted.
I really want to complain about her and stop being indulgent one day?
Today the kingdom commended them and publicized their great achievements, and the most important thing was to publicize them in front of all the adventurers in the town. Such high-standard treatment made Sato and Makoto very happy.
Behold, those adoring eyes.
He is really high!
Then he also pretended to be proud and drank the bubble wine in the glass in one gulp, earning warm compliments from others.
Not only that.
It was just an excuse for the kingdom to issue a bounty to celebrate. The most important thing was Aldap, the notorious lord who was not liked by all the villagers. He was arrested on suspicion of colluding with the Demon King's army, and there was a high probability that he would never come back.
That's why they're excited.
"That hateful lord was taken away, really happy!"
Aqua slammed the wine glass on the table, and the splashed wine splashed on Sato Kazuma's face.
But this time Sato Kazuna didn't quarrel with her, because the stupid goddess said it to his heart.
Sato Kazuma echoed: "I robbed the kingdom's bounty twice in a row. Even the magnanimous me would be angry, let alone want to come a third time!"
When Aldap was demanding compensation just now, he and Aqua were the loudest in the crowd.
After all, they were the two who valued money the most. When they heard that not only could they not get the money, but they were also burdened with inexplicable debts, they naturally protested loudly.
The same is true for Huihui.
Although she didn't express much, the magic power that emerged from her body all showed that she was on the verge of eruption at that time.If it wasn't for Darkness to stop it in time, the biggest fireworks would be set off in the guild.
Needless to say, Yoyo, the innocent girl has never seen such a corrupt and dark practice, which cast a shadow over her young heart.
On the contrary, Darkness, she said enthusiastically: "Don't you all think that Aldap has the demeanor of a country lord just now? The evil, obscene and disgusting eyes seem to want to strip all the women present. Same...ha...ha...ha..."
"…Sorry, we don't understand."
Sato Kazuma couldn't help complaining.
The female knight in my team is too perverted and always thinks of strange ways to play.
Fortunately, she didn't go crazy at the time, otherwise it would definitely make the scene extremely chaotic.
What he didn't know was that at that time, when Xiao Lin pinched her buttocks tightly in a direction that no one else could see, bringing her pleasure and pain, he also restrained the perverted female knight from wanting to make trouble.
"But it's weird."
"what happened?"
"The lord didn't claim that Darkness destroyed the lord's mansion and asked for compensation. Generally speaking, it's impossible."
"Indeed, it's so strange."
This question made everyone in the team ponder.
Judging from Aldarp's nature of doing as much as he can, he will never give up the opportunity to reap greater benefits.
"That's because he didn't dare."
Xiaolin laughed lightly.
Several people in the team looked at each other, and after realizing that they were all confused, Sato Kazuma asked, "What do you mean, Senior Kobayashi?"
Kobayashi explained: "Because the Dastinis family is a famous nobleman, and they are also the big nobles who manage Axel and other surrounding Xinshou villages, how could Aldarp find trouble with the higher-ups? Most importantly, Darkness is here. He was one of the biggest contributors in the subjugation of the demon king's army cadres."
The reason is that the Kingdom has issued certificates of merit for Darkness, and if Aldarp demands compensation from Darkness, it means that he is questioning the Kingdom.
The lord of a mere novice village dared to question the decision of the kingdom. Did he not want to live?
Others were taken aback.
"It seems that the evil lord still has some brains."
"Stupid Kazuma, if you have no brains, how can you be a lord?"
"What did you say?"
"Call you an idiot!"
"You are!"
"You are!"
The two of them were quarreling again, especially under the stimulation of alcohol, and they were more likely to lose their minds than ever.If it wasn't for Darkness to pull them apart in time, they would probably have wrestled together.
It's just that Aqua was right.
Aldap is bad, but he is not brainless. Otherwise, he would not have been a lord for so long without making mistakes. At least his management ability deserves recognition.
If Akua, Sato Kazuma and the others manage the territory, there will be big troubles within three months.
Especially Aqua.
If you don't pay attention, the stupid goddess will turn this town into the stronghold of the Axis Cult, but it is not impossible to be accused of betrayal by the kingdom.
Absolutely can't become like that!
Xiao Lin quickly threw out the terrifying thoughts that came to his mind.
At this moment, Yoyo also suddenly wondered: "Well... I have a question, why doesn't the lord think that Miss Lalatina stole the treasure? Could it be because of her status?"
"……What did you say?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Miss Lalatina!"
The shy girl knew that her words were inappropriate, and quickly apologized to Darkness.
however--
"Stealing the treasure... I was framed for what I didn't do, and then taken away by the evil lord... Tortured in a dark room full of all kinds of equipment, even if I tried my best to defend myself, it didn't help, but I suffered more violently. The punishment... This feeling... is really great!"
The perverted female knight with flushed cheeks fell into delusions, and then began to pant heavily.
There are enough speeches about mines.
In fact, not only in terms of appearance, Darkness's degree of abnormality is comparable to that of Alderp.
"Hey~~~~"
He pinched the female knight's waist and abdomen forcefully, causing her to wake up from her delusions with a cry of surprise.
Kobayashi explained: "It has nothing to do with identity. I don't think I dare. Don't look at Darkness, she is a crusader, and she is also a pure paladin who believes in the goddess Eris. They value reputation more than anything else." of."
That's why Aldarp is smart.
The Eris religion is the state religion of the kingdom, and its influence can be imagined.Even if the Church doesn't pursue him, other Eris Cultists will make him suffer.
"So that's it." Youyou nodded as if understanding, and then apologized again: "I'm sorry, Miss Lalatina."
"No, nothing... please don't call me by that name, please..."
Darkness buried her head in her arms in embarrassment, obviously she couldn't accept this cute name.
I really hope that Yoyo who is also ashamed of the name can have the same understanding.
Just at this moment, a strong smell of wine poured into the nostrils, and at the same time, a drunken voice came from behind: "Hey, Xiaolin! You are the biggest hero today, you are a hero! How can you just sit in the corner and drink silently?" Woolen cloth!"
"Dust, you drank too much again."
The person who came was one of the scumbags in Axel who were as famous as Sato Kazuma, Daxter.
Seeing his foolish appearance, who would have thought that the blond man in front of him is actually a real hidden boss, and he is also a dragon knight who rides a dragon during the day and also rides a dragon at night?
Xiao Lin gave him a blank look, and said, "What's the matter, Daxter? Can't even bubble wine stop your mouth?"
"That's not true! Although the wine is delicious, I always feel like I don't have a good time when the protagonist is not there. Everyone, don't you think so?!"
Daxter yelled at the members of the guild in a heated atmosphere, and then received an even more enthusiastic response.
Looking at the provocative eyes around him, Xiao Lin also gradually raised his head: "You guys... good! Little ones, cheer up!"
"Oh oh oh oh oh!!!" xN
Driven by the god-level performance of the banquet goddess Aqua, the atmosphere of the guild reached its peak and turned into a lively sea.
After the banquet.
It was getting dark, other people left one after another, and Xiao Lin and others also planned to return to the mansion.
It was a happy day, but the stupid goddess who kept vomiting in the corner ruined the good mood of the whole day.
Sato Kazuma pinched his nose and stayed away from her: "Really, if you can't drink, drink less."
"That's it." Xiao Lin patted her back and sighed: "It's not an expensive wine. If it is a divine wine, I can understand it, but it's just ordinary bubble wine..."
"Wait, divine wine? What divine wine, why don't I know?"
Hearing this word, Aqua suddenly sobered up and hugged Xiaolin's arm.
His eyes were shining like a wolf.
This guy……
Not only Sato Kazuma, but even Kobayashi couldn't help but dislike her.
How greedy for alcohol!Stupid Goddess!
"Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin, what is the divine wine? Tell me, tell me!"
"Let it go, let it go! Why are you so excited, stupid Aqua! I said, I said it! So let it go!"
Unable to bear Akuya's pleading, Kobayashi told her about the divine wine brewed by the main god of the Suma family, even a god would sink into it.
"...I want to drink! I want to drink!"
Aqua couldn't stop yelling after hearing this.
He knew it would become like this, the stupid goddess who likes to drink but is not good at wine, it is impossible to remain indifferent after hearing the rumors of divine wine.
Xiaolin Xiaoxiong spread his hands and said: "Unfortunately, my ring has no energy, so I can't pass through it for the time being."
"It's okay, I'll take care of it!"
Without saying a word, Akuya grabbed Kobayashi's hand to fill the ring with energy, and then urged him impatiently.
"Alright! Go back in time, Xiaolin! Bring me some delicious wine!"
"Hey! Is it necessary to be so anxious?"
Couldn't help but roll his eyes at her.
In the past, if you want her to help recharge your energy, you have to humbly promise benefits without saying anything, but now the stupid goddess actually volunteers to help out of her own selfish desires. This sense of gap is too great.
Speaking of which, Barnier's matter was over, and Lord Aldap was also settled, so he was idle all of a sudden.
And it's just the beginning of spring, if you catch the tail of the season, it's not impossible to go to "Ground Error" and then upgrade to the next level?
Kobayashi was lost in thought.
Seeing Kobayashi pinching his chin and thinking, Akuya yelled loudly: "Go, go! Kobayashi, you just go! I want to drink, I want to drink the divine wine! Kobayashi is my believer, if that's the case, do it for me!" My goddess offers the best offerings!"
She hugged Xiao Lin's leg and kept begging.
Hey, what are you doing!
Is there a goddess like you who hugs other people's thighs and keeps begging?
Didn't see, really didn't see.
The adventurers who came out of the guild saw Akua who was screaming, and Kobayashi who was hugged by his thigh and couldn't move. Their eyes widened as if they had discovered something.
The scandal between Megumi and Yoyo hadn't ended a few days ago, and now Akuya is added.
If this goes on like this, he won't be slandered as a scumbag, right?
There are also a few female adventurers who are watching secretly not far away, your eyes are very strange, what's the matter with that "I can also" expression?
I'm not that kind of person!
Xiao Lin covered his cheeks and said resignedly, "I'll go. I will go, so you get up quickly! It's really embarrassing, please don't do this!"
"Really? Thank you, Kobayashi!"
After getting a clear reply, the stupid goddess jumped up from the ground, jumping up and almost throwing Xiao Lin down.
And the female adventurers in the dark even opened their mouths wide, showing expressions of "it can still be like this".
Come on, seriously!
"Although it is said to be going, it is not now."
"Eh----"
"Hey, what a big head you are."
Kobayashi knocked Aqua on the head.
Although things are almost over, there are still some things that he needs to finish, so there may be a delay.
Xiao Lin has been busy for the next few days.
After returning from "Faulty Ground", he could already become LV4, but because his proficiency did not meet his psychological expectations, he temporarily postponed his promotion.
He struck a deal with Barnier, though.
He paid for the former cadre of the Demon King Army and the Duke of Hell who commanded the demons to create unlimited mask dolls to increase his proficiency, and soon his attributes reached the SSS level.
In the end, Akuya promoted him.
[Kobayashi? ? ? 】
LV4
Strength: i0
Durability: i0
Dexterity: i0
Agility: i0
Magic: i0
Skill: [Heroes from Another World]
Magic: [parody]
In addition, there is the ability to develop.
[Magic (F)] at LV2, [Strong Body (F)] at LV3, and [Crush (H)] at LV4.
By the way, the parentheses represent proficiency.
I didn't expect that the proficiency of the last choice [Just Body] would catch up. It seems that I am as good at melee combat as a certain legendary white-robed mage.
Also, when LV4 chose to develop abilities, he hesitated for a long time between [Strong Attack] and [Crush], but finally chose the latter under Barnier's suggestion.
The only pity is that he doesn't have the skills or development that the protagonist should have.
For example [luck] or [mystery] and the like, things that are rare and can play a vital role at critical moments.
Seeing that the adventurer card was as lucky as ordinary people, Kobayashi couldn't help but sigh.
——I am indeed not a hero.
(End of this chapter)