owlsbooks Chapter 535 The Pain of Adolescents
Chapter 535 The Pain of Adolescents
Chapter 535 The Pain of Adolescents
This battle ended quickly.
Kobayashi faced these demon army like he was mowing the grass in an empty space. All the monsters that stood in his way were blasted into pieces by the light waves shot out from his right fist, and he quickly cleared a large area.
Seeing this, Huihui felt that she also wanted to stand out, so she decisively released a powerful explosion magic. After receiving exclamations from everyone, she simply lay down on the ground. She was therefore awarded the MVP of this battle.
As for the others——
Aqua rescued many adventurers and members of the Knights, Darkness attracted countless monsters to resolve the danger of others being besieged, Youyou also released several high-level magic to support others who were in a tough battle, and Rikushi kept shuttling back and forth to find monsters that were missed on the battlefield.
Everyone's performance was remarkable and received numerous praises.
Only Sato Kazuma, this guy actually talked about love with the beautiful goddess in such a tense and anxious battlefield, which was really annoying!
In human terms, he died again.
There was nothing he could do about it. Xiaolin and Huihui's performance was too dazzling. If he wanted to correct his impression in the eyes of the nobles, he had to be more dazzling. As a result, he rushed into the group of monsters blindly and was beaten to death by the kobolds.
Aqua resurrected him while cleaning up the battlefield.
He did not resurrect immediately after Sato Kazuma's death. After all, with his small body, even if he was resurrected, he would just rush in again and be killed, so he simply waited until the end before resurrecting.
This also made the scumbag Kazuma blame all the faults of his failure to shine on the stupid goddess. The two of them tore each other's clothes and wrestled with each other as if no one was around.
"What a dynamic team, Mr. Kobayashi."
"Ms. Kureya?"
Turning around, I saw the female knight who was talking to me. Her armor had several damages, and her face, wrists, and sword were stained with some red. Her slightly tired look showed that she was not in a very good condition. She was the one who worked the hardest in the battle with the monster army just now.
"Is it okay here? I don't need to order my men to clean up the battlefield?"
"That's not necessary. With a battle like this with the Demon King's army, which is a small one every three days and a big one every five days, they know what to do even without my command."
This is what is called a formulaic process.
However, Kobayashi certainly couldn't say that, he could only praise them for their strict discipline and clear division of labor, which made Kureya smile with affirmation on her face.
He found that the female knight in front of him was actually quite easy to get along with, provided that you had enough strength. Kureya hated people like Sato Kazuma who were slick and only knew tricks. It was definitely not the reason why her underwear was stolen. Well, it was definitely not the reason.
The female knight glared at the scumbag Kazuma.
The two didn't chat for long before a member of the Knights came over and said that the battlefield had been cleaned up and they could return to the royal city.
Then Kureya waved her hand.
"The Knights and adventurers have returned triumphantly!"
Led by someone's shout, there was a loud cheer in the capital, and they went to the royal city to report, and received endless praise from the residents.
Some bowed deeply, others raised their fists in joy, and looking at the common people cheering for them, the knights and adventurers headed to the capital with proud expressions.
Sato Kazuma also straightened his back, as if he had won a battle.
No, he won the battle.
But this battle had nothing to do with him, so how could he be so shameless and proud? However, Aqua and the others were enjoying the cheers of the civilians and had no time to care about the shameless scum, so they let him flirt with the civilians around him like a victorious general.
Return to the royal city.
Princess Alice and female magician Rain have led the joyful nobles and are waiting for their return.
Rain walked forward slowly and said to the people headed by Kureya, "Thank you for your hard work, Knights and adventurers. Thanks to your efforts, the capital is still safe and sound. Her Highness Alice would like to express her deepest gratitude to you on behalf of this country. Please look forward to your rewards."
Hearing her say this, the adventurers cheered loudly.
"Besides! We are currently preparing a banquet to comfort you. You must be tired after the battle. You can go back and rest until the evening and then come back to the city. At that time, we will give special rewards to those who are particularly active! That's all. Thank you for your hard work this time!"
The cheers reached a climax, and the extremely excited adventurers dispersed with joy on their faces, killing the time before dusk.
Darkness was soon surrounded by nobles. Everyone could guess what these guys were thinking. Kobayashi knew it was time for her to take action without her looking for help.
“Sorry, everyone. Wait a minute, Darkness… ahem, Lalatina and I have a date. I’m sorry I can’t accompany you.”
He still naturally put his arm around the female knight's waist as before. The nobles who saw this scene were furious and loudly condemned Kobayashi for his rude behavior.
"You bastard, let go of Sir Dustinis quickly, or I'll put you in jail...!"
"Hey, stop talking."
Before he could finish, he was stopped by a noble behind him, who was whispering something in the ear of the angry noble. The voice was too soft to be heard clearly, but he could vaguely hear words like Xiaolin, the Demon King's Army, and the crusade. In addition, the angry expression on his face solidified and then turned into panic, so he could guess what he was saying.
Kobayashi forced a kind smile.
“Aiya——!”
The noble who had just clamored to put Xiaolin in jail screamed like a girl and turned and ran away. The other nobles smiled awkwardly and then quickly dispersed. In an instant, there was no one left among the nobles who had gathered here.
It seems that Xiaolin's performance on the battlefield made them understand what the gap in strength is.
"call----"
Darkness breathed a sigh of relief.
She was good at dealing with nobles, but being good didn't mean she liked it. She couldn't stand being surrounded by a bunch of chirping flies. Wait, shouldn't she like this the most? Has her taste changed?
"Thank you, Xiaolin, but your method is a bit excessive anyway."
"Isn't it because you show off your fat that they are so eager to come to you?"
"Fat, fat meat... mmm..."
"Just wait tonight, I will punish you severely."
"Punishment...Okay, okay...please!"
She hasn't changed her taste.
Xiaolin scratched his head in confusion.
Before the banquet began, Aqua went to find those people she had just cured and asked them if they wanted to join the Axis Cult. The stupid goddess said that since she had cured them, she must ask for some favor.
Even the scumbag Sato Kazuma couldn't stand this kind of behavior of repaying a favor, but the stupid goddess didn't listen to him at all, turned around and ran to find those knights.
It is because she does this every time that the number of believers has not increased at all.
Does she understand or not?
Missionary Kobayashi feels helpless about the idiotic behavior of his goddess and really hopes that she can understand how hard he has worked to develop the church.
Darkness was afraid that she would do something stupid, so she quickly followed.
Suddenly, a voice came from behind——
"Ah, just put me down here. I can ask my companions to help carry me."
After hearing what Megumin said, the knights who were carrying the stretcher on their shoulders like a shrine gently placed it on the ground.
After being put down, the Explosive Little Loli waved to Xiaolin, and her bossy look made people a little angry.
By the way, where did Huihui’s exclusive car go?
Looking back, I found Youyou hunched over and tiredly following the knights, then bumped into the knight's armor. After waking up, he apologized to the knight. It seems that going to the battlefield is also an unintentional burden for Youyou.
Kobayashi put his hand on Huihui's shoulder.
The lich magic, Absorption Trigger, activated, transferring his own physical strength and magic power to Huihui. Although he couldn't feed the greedy little loli, he could still stand up and move around. But he made the little loli unhappy, and she kept biting his hand and wouldn't let go.
At this time, Princess Alice ran up to them with an innocent smile.
"I'm glad you're okay! Brother, welcome back!"
"elder brother?"
"Brother? What about me?"
"Of course you too, Brother-sama."
"Brother?"
Darkness and Megumin’s faces changed at Alice’s words. The female knight, with her exaggerated grip, grabbed the two’s necks and shouted angrily, “What the hell are you asking the princess to say, you two!”
"Give up, give up, give up!"
Darkness didn't hold back at all. Sato Kazuma's eyes rolled up and his mouth was drooling from the pinching. He only slowly let go after Alice begged for mercy.
“Ahem, ahem… You powerful female knight, I’ve already died once, can’t you care about me?!”
"Who cares about you!"
Darkness rolled her eyes in annoyance.
Alice, on the other hand, stopped in surprise and said, "I died once! Are you okay, brother? Let's go into the city and rest until the party starts!"
"Thank you, Alice. But you don't have to worry too much. The people who helped me revive have made me completely fine."
Sato Kazuma stretched out his hand with a perverted look on his face and wanted to put it on Princess Alice's head, but was slapped away by Ryuzi.
"Ms. Liu Zi..."
"I'm so sorry, Sato-sama, could you please not touch Alice-sama with your hands that are stained with the filth and stench of a teenage boy?"
“Hey! It’s not dirty, it doesn’t stink at all! Ms. Ryuzu, whose maid are you? Wait, wait… Alice, don’t leave!”
Princess Alice, who was protected by Liu Zi, also stepped back slightly, with a distant smile. This small step back made Sato Kazuma feel extremely painful.
Is this the pain of adolescent boys?
After a while of arguing, several people returned to the palace. Under Alice's arrangement, they returned to the palace where Xiaolin lived... or rather, the temporary bedroom.
Luxurious, spacious and heavy.
This room alone is larger than Axel's mansion, it is simply unbelievably large.
As soon as Sato Kazuma came into the house, he started exclaiming loudly, as if he was shocked by the luxurious life of the royal family. From his exclamations, one could hear deep envy.
"Senior Xiaolin, have you lived here before?"
"Yes."
"Is there a butler, Sebastian?"
"There is Haider, the butler, and Mary, the maid."
“Awesome!!!”
The scumbag's big, shining eyes hurt Xiaolin a little.
Originally, he could have enjoyed these treatments, but this guy, in order to expand the sales channels in the royal capital, spoke nonsense at the banquet, forcing him to leave the palace and live in a small mansion of the nobles.
"Senior Kobayashi must have been drinking the finest black tea served by the housekeeper every morning, and then doing all sorts of things to the maid who came to tidy up the bed sheets, such as forcing her to say: Master, please, please let me help you take away the bed sheets that are stained with your scent... and then Senior Kobayashi tried his best to hinder her--!!!"
"I wouldn't do that."
"What? You didn't do anything. This is so boring, Senior Kobayashi."
"Why would you say that?"
Kobayashi's mouth twitched at Sato Kazuma's disappointed face. Not everyone is as despicable as him, harassing maids. He is the princess' brother, so of course he has to be a good role model.
"But Mary would very much like me to do that."
"Nani?!"
The scumbag Kazuma opened his mouth wide.
Unlike him, Xiaolin showed his prowess in the capital when he came here, and together with the Knights, he resisted the invasion of the Demon King's army. With such a dazzling achievement, the maid certainly admired him, and she probably wouldn't refuse if he was executed on the spot. Of course, if he did that, Alice would probably be completely disappointed in him.
"It's so enviable!"
"What are you envious of?"
At this time, Princess Alice, who had finished her business, came to Kobayashi's bedroom and asked this question.
When Sato Kazuma saw her, he quickly approached her and pleaded in a frivolous manner: "Alice, Alice! Can you let me live here for a while? I am Kobayashi's companion after all, there is no reason to exclude me."
Originally, Kobayashi could have lived in the palace as a lecturer to Her Royal Highness the Princess, but he chose to stay in a hotel with his companions, which made Princess Alice cry.
"Really? Then I'll go ask Kureya!"
She was even happier than Sato Kazuma. She turned around and ran out without waiting for anyone else to speak. However, the highly emotionally intelligent Sato Kazuma immediately realized why the princess was like this.
"Alice..."
"That's right. I feel so lonely in the palace."
"As expected. The royal family really has a hard time."
Sato Kazuma scratched his head.
Then, taking advantage of this opportunity, he told him about his love affair with the goddess Eris... Sorry, it was about how he went to see the goddess Eris after he was accidentally beaten to death by kobolds on the battlefield.
"So, Goddess Eris asked you to help Chris seal the artifact?"
"Just find it. Leave the job of sealing the artifact to Aqua."
"Is this true? Would that stupid goddess agree to this?"
“That’s why I’m troubled.”
It's impossible to get the stupid goddess to help obediently, especially to help her mortal enemy Eris. I guess Sato Kazuma had no other choice but to ask Kobayashi for help.
"Then don't tell her that it was Eris who asked you to do it. Just treat it as my request."
“…That’s all we have to do.”
The two reached an agreement quickly.
Then Alice came back excitedly, and Sato Kazuma teased her, "Oh, Alice is so anxious to let me live in the palace? I am so touched, brother."
“Brother! I just asked Claire, and she said that if you perform well on the battlefield just now, you can... live in the palace...Brother?”
The princess, who was originally excited, also fell silent after seeing Sato Kazuma's speechless face.
How can I talk about such a shameful achievement of being beaten to death by kobolds?!
(End of this chapter)