owlsbooks Chapter 622 The goddess arrives
Chapter 622 The goddess arrives
Chapter 622 The goddess arrives
While Krillin and Darkness were enjoying the festival, Sato Kazuma and Chris caused quite a mess again.
“You bastard… you bastard ahhhhh!!!”
Darkness pinched Chris's head with one hand and Sato Kazuma's head with the other hand, with an extremely angry look on her face.
The reason was that last night, these two guys broke into the noble mansion and stole Shengkai.
Having failed the first time, Kobayashi thought Chris was going to give up, but he didn't expect that this guy would arrange for Sato Kazuma to accompany him in the theft, thus making the whole Axel known to everyone.
“It hurts so much, it hurts so much!!!”
Chris screamed, "Be gentle, Darkness, my head is going to split open, it's really going to split open!!!"
"Let go, let go quickly! You super-strong alien, how come your grip strength has increased again?" Sato Kazuma was about to cry in pain.
After punishing the two, Darkness made them kneel down to be punished.
"So, why did you do this? Didn't I tell you before to let me handle this? Why did you act recklessly and end up having your bounty posted all over the town?"
She rubbed her aching temple and glared at the two of them unhappily.
Sato Kazuma hastily distanced himself from the matter, saying, “I did suggest that since the other party is a noble, how about asking Darkness to help? I also suggested asking Darkness to use her family’s power to smooth things over! But, Chris said…”
“Ah? It’s true that Kazuma said that, but Darkness, that noble seemed to have obtained the artifact illegally, and his reputation is not very good, so I thought he would definitely play dumb... Ahhh, my head is going to split!!!” Chris howled again.
Darkness sighed heavily. “Rather than letting you break the law, I will find time to deal with it no matter how busy I am. Even if the other party obtained it by illegal means, the nobles have their own ways to deal with it. All we have to do is give the other party a more favorable reward. However, you…”
"Wow ah ah ah!!!"
Sato Kazuma was squeezed by the strange force and screamed: "Don't do this, Darkness! I'm sorry, next time we will tell you first and then steal--"
"Is there no option not to steal?!"
“It’s going to explode. It’s going to explode like a watermelon! Sorry, I was wrong! But you’re also wrong, Darkness! I went to look for you last night and found that you weren’t doing any work at all. We waited until almost dawn, and we were wondering where you were last night!”
"what?"
Darkness's hands suddenly loosened their grip on both of them.
"Where is this..."
She looked at Xiaolin with a blushing face. She couldn't bring herself to tell what happened last night, and it was so absurd.
"Hey, why are you suddenly silent?"
Sato Kazuma, who was released, seemed to realize something. He immediately yelled, "Ah! I know, I already know! Yesterday was a festival, it was a festival, right? You must be like the girl who went out with a boy on Christmas Eve and didn't come back all night! It must be like this!!!"
He suddenly roared loudly, as if shouting against the injustice of this world.
Chris also suddenly cried out, “Wow! Is it true? Is this really the case? Darkness, did you really do this? I just heard something really incredible. What is going on? What happened? Am I the only one who is still a little brat?!”
"Chris, let's talk about this later!"
“You can’t tell me later! I need to know the details now! Darkness, why didn’t you tell me where the friendship between women has gone!”
Chris grabbed Darkness and wouldn’t let go.
However, her desire to know the truth was in vain. No matter how she forced Darkness, she just wouldn't tell him, and in the end, the matter was left unresolved.
But the problem is not over yet.
Because Darkness was not there last night, Megumin released her explosion magic again out of dissatisfaction, blowing up the entire guard team, making her crime much more serious.
And Aqua went even further.
Because of the help of Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma this year, the sales of Akusis Church exceeded that of Eris Church, so this guy actually wrote a petition requesting that a thanksgiving festival for the goddess Aqua be held next year, and that the Eris Church be excluded from participating.
It's obvious that they are here to cause trouble. How can we just let them do what they want?
Sato Kazuma felt that he was being used, so he decisively went to help the Eris Church and tried to get back at them.
The solution he proposed was a beauty pageant.
Today is the last day of the festival.
Note: It lasted for one day.
After much persuasion from Sato Kazuma, Darkness agreed to extend the festival for another day, and the purpose was naturally to hold a beauty pageant. Although this was a headache, it was the only thing to do at the moment.
Despite the bright sunshine, there were still so many people that the Axel Square was packed with people.
"Thank you all for gathering here today. I am honored to be selected as the host of this event. I am sincerely happy and honored..."
The man in a tuxedo on the stage continued his opening remarks.
He is the host this time.
Originally, Sato Kazuma was supposed to be the host today, but for some reason he refused.
After the opening remarks
"The most important event of this festival, held by the Eris Cult, is now officially underway! The first Miss Eris Goddess Selection Competition is about to begin!"
That’s right, this is the solution given by Sato Kazuma.
Chris and he are not in the venue at the moment, but are hiding at the back where they can see the entire venue and the stage. The reason they stay there is to catch Saint Kai when he appears.
The purpose of holding this event is not only to save the Eris Cult, but also a trap to lure Saint Kai.
And Kobayashi is the judge this time.
The host held the microphone and shouted: "Well, first, let the first contestant introduce herself... Please tell me your name, age and occupation!"
the other side.
Sato Kazuma and Eris spotted the Saint Kai sneaking over, but before the fight started, it asked if they could wait, and when the two disagreed—
"Mr. Kobayashi, please rate me."
"59 points."
"What? Only 59 points?! Then can I ask why the score is so low?"
"The expression is too ferocious."
Xiao Lin raised the microphone and said, "Please note that all the participating goddesses, your purpose of coming here is to please us, not to show off! I admit that contestant number one is of top quality in both figure and appearance, but that look of obvious disgust is definitely not a deliberate tease!"
"I-I see..."
The host laughed it off awkwardly.
Sheng Kai said, "What the handsome guy said is right. It is similar to what I think."
"Hey, you guy..."
"Ohhhh, this next one is really impressive!"
"Uh, really!"
Sato Kazuma was also attracted by Shengkai's shouting, because the next contestant to appear had breasts comparable to Wiz's.
"Mr. Kobayashi, please rate me."
"88 points."
"Oh! The highest score! ... Even though there are only two contestants. So where did the points go?"
"Of course, breasts are a plus, and I think this contestant is also aware of her strengths, but I think she used special methods to attract more attention? - This contestant gained weight in a short period of time!"
Kobayashi's confident words made the whole audience cheer.
"But this is the last thing you should do, because it will increase her arm circumference, waist circumference and hip circumference, making her originally pleasing figure out of shape. It is completely putting the cart before the horse."
"No, as expected of Mr. Kobayashi, your eyes are so sharp!"
The host also admitted defeat.
In fact, he just used his ability of perspective to see through the clothes.
"That handsome guy has a knack for this, even I can't see through it."
"After all, he is Senior Kobayashi."
"I say, why don't you let them wear swimsuits!"
"I can't help it. I have my own difficulties! My partner refused to give in and said she wouldn't participate if I had to wear a swimsuit."
While Shengkai was talking to Sato Kazuma, the third contestant came up.
It's Wiz.
"The next lady is very familiar to everyone. She is the most suitable poor boss to follow the tragic path! I thought the store was making more money recently, but it turned out to be an illusion! The reason for joining was to earn bonuses to pay for this month's rent! Welcome, the owner of Wiz's Magic Tool Shop!"
"Oh oh oh-"
"It's Wiz, Wiz is here!"
Upon hearing the host's introduction, Sheng Kai and Sato Kazuma exclaimed in surprise.
"Hey, her level is too high! That big sister looks very huggable, I really want to hug her tightly and handle her, or get into my body. It's a pity that she looks like a magician profession, what a pity, it's not a match."
Sheng Kai was interested, but the professions did not match.
Wiz scored 98 points, and 2 points were deducted because his face was too pale and bloodless. Although he took a tragic route, it was too tragic and did not make people feel moved.
But with 98 points, she should be the champion of this beauty pageant.
But then, someone even more beautiful came onto the stage.
“Okay, next… Oops, it’s a group of beauties dressed as succubi! This event is clearly called the Miss Eris Goddess Beauty Pageant, how dare these ladies…?!”
The host, who was originally very excited, gradually calmed down and finally remained silent.
Can't blame him.
But it’s because these three succubi are so beautiful!
The left one is a lolita style, the right one is a mature lady style, both of them are very good-looking, and have breasts almost the same as Wiz, the bottom line is above 90 points!
However, among them, there is an even more beautiful succubus!
"Wait, wait a minute, what's going on! The level of these three is too high! And what's with that beautiful girl in the middle? I've never seen that type before! She's a devil! A devil girl! She's beyond the little devil type, she's a real devil girl!"
Shengkai was making so much noise that Sato Kazuma thought it had lost its mind and collapsed.
however--
"0 points."
Kobayashi gave the scores indifferently, even without the host's request, and his voice made the venue noisy.
“0, 0 points?!”
"Is this true? Such a beautiful lady!"
"Damn it, this is a conspiracy! I want to report it!"
The audience began to denounce Kobayashi.
At this time, the succubus in the middle took the microphone from the frozen host and said, "Okay, everyone. The previous contestants must have bored you a lot... I am not talented enough, so I will take off my clothes and lead you into a brand new world..."
The succubus costume, which was already provocative enough, attracted all the attention in the entire venue.
The men held their breath, waiting for what would happen next.
however--
“Hahaha, gorgeous peeling! Did you guys think it was the Succubus Queen who happened to pass by? Unfortunately, it’s a part-time employee at Wiz’s Magical Tool Shop!”
Vanir reveals his true form.
After a brief silence, the venue erupted into even more violent curses.
"Get out of here!"
"Damn it, how dare you deceive our feelings!"
"You bastard...I will kill you!"
After enjoying the rich emotions of humans, the two succubi fled with Vanir, leaving the host standing on the stage and being hit by garbage.
"Please, please calm down, everyone. I understand how you feel, so don't throw anything! But Mr. Kobayashi really has a keen eye. He recognized Mr. Vanir's true identity at a glance. It's amazing."
The host changed the topic and praised Xiaolin.
Soon, he pulled himself together and pointed at the edge of the stage with exaggerated movements, saying, "Alright, everyone! Next up is our highlight! And it may be one of the beauties who win the crown today! That's right, she is sometimes an adventurer, sometimes the champion of the Endurance Competition, and now she is a contestant in the beauty pageant! She is - the daughter of the noble Dustinis family, Miss Dustinis Ford Lalatina!"
After a long introduction, Darkness, who is both beautiful and powerful, appeared.
Perhaps she was preparing for a special beauty pageant, for today she was dressed like a noble daughter going to a summer resort. She looked pure and pretty in a white dress, her hair was braided into three braids and let down from her shoulders, and she wore a wide white hat on her head.
Madam, I like you!
What, it's my wife? That's fine.
"100 points."
“The full score has appeared ahhhh!”
Kobayashi scored full marks without hesitation, and his full marks made everyone cheer, thinking that he deserved full marks.
Sheng Kai on the other side couldn't wait to rush up.
Just as the beauty pageant was about to end and everyone was standing on the stage, that figure arrived...
A girl with a gentle smile on her face appeared in the center of the stage and stood there.
“Eh? Excuse me… Eh? Ah…”
He is obviously a eloquent host, but now he stumbles and can't say anything.
How is this possible?
Xiao Lin left the judges' seat, took the microphone from the host, and said, "Miss, are you a temporary contestant?"
"Yes, I'm really sorry for joining at this last minute."
The girl said this, clasped her hands together and bowed her head gently to apologize.
From her appearance to her clothing, every part of this beautiful girl was exactly the same as the portrait of the goddess Eris, which was well known to the residents of this world.
Everyone had a vague premonition.
Xiao Lin did not keep the question secret, but asked directly: "So... according to the procedure, may I ask this lady, what is your name?"
"Eris. My name is Eris."
She smiled a smile that was enough to make everyone sigh.
At this moment, the venue was filled with thunderous applause. Some people roared wildly, shouting the goddess Eris continuously, some looked up at her in a trance, and some clasped their hands, praying devoutly in silence.
Even the Eris believers were kneeling on the ground and crying bitterly.
Ah, that’s it…
Under the host's pleading gaze, Kobayashi did not ask the remaining two questions, but went straight to the point and asked the most crucial question.
"Excuse me...are you a goddess?"
"It's a secret."
Eris smiled, closed one eye with a mischievous expression, and raised her index finger.
The cheers that rang out again even shook the air in the venue.
Then--
“The goddess has arrived ahhhhh——————”
Everyone was shouting in ecstasy.
(End of this chapter)