owlsbooks Chapter 752: United Front Friends
Chapter 752: United Front Friends
Chapter 752 United Front Friends
Hearing her say this, Youyou became unhappy on the spot.
“What?! That’s too much, Megumin!”
"I just wanted to put your useless big breasts to good use. You should thank me."
"How can I possibly thank you!"
Huihui not only did not think she was wrong, but said so proudly.
"Then, Xiaolin!"
"what?"
"Please come and become a member of the Lolita Alliance!"
hiss----
Xiao Lin took a deep breath, sighed and said, "Okay, it's almost time to go back."
“Wait, wait a minute!” Huihui hugged his arm and shouted, “Let me finish what I’m saying!”
But with her small arms and legs, there was no way she could twist Xiaolin's body, so she quickly broke free and left.
Return to the mansion.
"I am back."
"Welcome back. Ah, Youyou is back too."
"I'm back……"
It was Darkness who greeted them. Her smile still made them feel at ease and relaxed. If it weren’t for this person beside her...
"Xiao Lin Xiao Lin, listen to me!"
Huihui shouted, “After hearing this, you will definitely help me form an alliance?”
"Alliance? What do you mean?"
Darkness looked at them with confusion.
Youyou lowered her head and said, “Meihui wants to create a Lolita alliance.”
“I see, it’s the influence of the curse.” Darkness nodded. She didn’t react much, and she also understood the contrast of Huihui.
Aqua interrupted, "Then, she wanted to convince Kobayashi to become an executive of the alliance."
"That's it, I understand."
"Over there, what do you understand?"
I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but since Darkness was cursed, she has become more considerate. No, I should say she has become even more considerate.
Huihui continued to beg him.
"Xiao Lin, can't you just listen to me?"
“Megumin, please don’t cause trouble for others. Also, it’s better not to create such a weird alliance.”
"Just listen for a while, just listen for a while!"
"Don't ignore me!"
Youyou's words were completely ignored. Huihui tried her best to beg Xiaolin, and even came up to him humbly to massage his stiff shoulders.
"Xiao Lin, just come and listen to me for a while!"
"I said, why are you ignoring me?"
Youyou looked very aggrieved.
Hui Hui pouted and said, “Because Youyou’s breasts are very big.”
"Just because of this reason!?" Youyou looked at her in disbelief.
"The value of Yoyo is to spread the word about how useless big breasts are."
"You're really going too far!"
This guy totally disregarded their childhood sweetheart relationship and said such outrageous words, which made Youyou burst into tears.
"But Xiaolin is different!"
Huihui pinched harder and praised him at the same time: "He will become a preacher of the purpose of our alliance! Come on, Xiaolin! Come and spread new values to the world with me!"
"........."
"Come on, come on, come on! Xiaolin!"
The little Lolita's eyes sparkled, and she excitedly promoted her theory, trying to get Xiaolin to admit it and join in, and promote the benefits of Lolita with her. But in this situation, how could he join in?
"Ugh……"
Xiao Lin sighed deeply and said, "Are you going to use me too?"
“It’s not exploitation. Xiaolin and Youyou are different.” Huihui corrected.
"Don't you deny that you took advantage of Youyou?" Xiaolin rolled his eyes and condemned, "How can a person take advantage of his friends?"
"I want to use Kobayashi's love for girls to create my alliance."
"Wait, wait, wait... don't mistake me for a loli Sora!"
Xiaolin felt that her remarks were dangerous.
If Sena and the others heard it, his reputation would be ruined and he might even be arrested and thrown into jail.
Darkness hugged her chest and said, “You’re not only looking at me, but also at Megumin like a wild beast, Xiaolin, you beast!”
"No, and I'm not a beast!"
"Lolita otaku NEET."
"I told you it's not like that anymore!"
Kobayashi loudly refuted Aqua's complaints. No matter what it was, if it was repeated over and over again, it would be taken as true even if it was not true, so he had to stop it!
"No, that's it!"
Huihui then delivered a fatal blow.
"You guys ahhhh!"
Xiaolin screamed in despair.
No, I can't go on like this. If I let them spread the news, I'd be accused of something I didn't commit, and my crotch would be covered in mud, or at least I'd be shit.
What should I do……
"It's okay, Xiaolin."
Huihui suddenly put her hands together and said in a tolerant tone, "Our alliance is to praise this kind of love. Then, please imagine what it would be like if the love buried deep in Xiaolin's heart covered the whole world!"
“So, I don’t have that interest anymore.”
Xiaolin rolled his eyes.
How could she force him to do it? No matter what she said, Xiao Lin had an unhappy expression. No, no, no, what should she do if she gave in at this time? She would be arrested and sentenced.
“Hey, Huihui?”
"What's wrong, Aqua?"
The stupid goddess suddenly came to Huihui. She had a strange expression on her face, as if she agreed with Huihui and made useless suggestions.
"It would be best if you spread the word about this passionate emotion on the streets. In this way, people who are moved by your enthusiasm will naturally gather together. Among them, there will definitely be someone who is more passionate than Xiaolin. How about recruiting this person to be a cadre?"
No, this is really great advice.
She is worthy of being a goddess.
Even that useless goddess of the Axis Cult can give good advice? I really underestimated her.
Huihui also nodded in surprise.
"Oh, there's this trick! If we have a companion, Xiaolin will join us, right?"
No, I won’t join.
"Hui, Huihui! If you do this, people in this town will think you're a weirdo!" Youyou said with a worried look on her face.
“It doesn’t matter!” Huihui shouted, “It’s only temporary. From now on, the idea of the alliance will be accepted by the whole world!”
She seemed to be doing a great mission and no one could stop her burning heart.
"I say, Xiaolin."
Darkness came closer and whispered, "Are you really going to let this go?"
"Let's see what happens. The speech might actually work."
"what?"
“Now, if Megumin can express her inner passion with words and have the whole world recognize her… then the excessive desires caused by the curse will be satisfied, right?”
"I see, it's really possible."
Darkness thought seriously.
In fact, rather than whether it would have any negative impact, Kobayashi and the others were more concerned about Huihui's curse. If it really stayed on her, it might cause even bigger trouble.
Since she's just making a fuss, why not let her have as much fun as she wants now? If the curse can be lifted, all the problems that come later can be solved over again.
The Lolita Alliance will eventually be destroyed by Huihui herself.
The crux of the matter is——
"To lift the curse, you must satisfy the desires of both body and mind..."
"Well, public speaking can only satisfy one's inner desires."
This is where the problem lies.
Darkness met the requirement by wearing the queen's clothes and imitating her behavior. How about letting Huihui give a speech in little Lolita's clothes under the same conditions?
Hmm, the clothes that little Loli likes...
After that, Huihui left happily.
the next day.
Just as Kobayashi began to think about what clothes Huihui should wear to be satisfied, he heard a familiar voice.
"Red paper roll, blue paper roll, yellow, yellow paper roll..."
Ok?
“Isn’t this Youyou?”
"Hey, Mr. Kobayashi!?"
Youyou was startled by his sudden words.
Xiao Lin asked curiously, "What are you doing here? You seemed to be talking about red paper rolls or something..."
"Oh, yes, I'm practicing tongue twisters."
Tongue twister?
This was definitely told to her by the reincarnated person from the island country.
"But, I didn't say it well."
“Could this be… practice for a match with Megumin?”
"Yes, we have competed in tongue twisters several times, but I have never won once."
Youyou said this with some disappointment.
So that's why I want revenge.
“Um, excuse me, does Huihui usually practice tongue twisters?”
"Hmm... I haven't seen it. I don't think she would spend time on anything other than explosion magic. Besides, you've been very close to her recently, so you should know this."
"Y-yes... I just wanted to confirm it. Why did she say it was so good?"
Youyou sighed deeply.
She seemed to be confused about the reason. If she had to explain, Xiaolin didn't know either... No, wait... Explosion magic? Could it be...
"That guy may have practiced..."
"So, is this a practice for a match with me?"
"No, probably not."
"Well……"
When she heard Kobayashi say that, her expression immediately became lost, and Kobayashi told Huihui how to practice tongue twisters.
"It's for Explosion Magic."
"Eh? Is there any connection between explosion magic and tongue twisters?"
Youyou looked curious.
"Look, doesn't that guy really like to chant lines in a meaningless and cool way? It's normal to practice in order to avoid mistakes when being cool."
“I see. If it were Megumin, she would probably do that.”
After hearing Xiaolin's explanation, Youyou nodded in agreement.
"If that's the case, it will be hard for Youyou to win without more practice." Xiaolin spread his hands and said, "Once that guy is talking about Explosion Magic, his attention will be very, very focused, which means he will recite the tongue twisters seriously every time."
"Well……"
Hearing Hui Hui working so hard, You You sighed helplessly and said, “What should I do to win over Hui Hui?”
"If I give up my desires, I can win, right?"
"what does it mean?"
“When you compete with Yoyo, you always want to beat Huihui, right?”
"Well, of course!"
Youyou didn’t deny it. Instead, she said that everything she did was just to defeat Huihui, so she worked so hard.
however--
Xiaolin nodded and said, "I think this is why we can't win."
"Is it wrong to want to win?"
"If you keep thinking about winning, you will lose your mind."
"I see, that's exactly what happened."
Youyou thought about it and nodded.
Xiao Lin advised: "You need to be passionate inside and calm in your head. In short, remember this first."
"I see. I'll try this in the next game!"
"Oh, come on."
“Yeah! I must beat Megumin next time!”
Youyou shouted happily.
But giving up desires...
Kobayashi's words sound nice, but no one can give up desires. If Huihui could also give up desires, he wouldn't have to be so distressed.
A few more days passed.
Ah, a day off to relax and unwind... so great!
Just as he was thinking this, Youyou hurried down from the second floor. She closed her eyes tightly and shouted to Xiaolin on the sofa: "Come on, Huihui, come and compete with me. We must decide the winner today!"
No no no, Youyou, please confirm who the person is before proposing the challenge, okay...
“Ahhh, sorry! I thought it was Megumin!”
After seeing clearly that the person on the sofa was Xiaolin, Youyou immediately bowed and apologized in panic.
Forget it, I’ll just cooperate with Youyou here.
Xiaolin stood up from the sofa, posed as a Crimson Demon, and shouted in a pinched voice: "My name is Huihui, the first great magician of the Crimson Demon Clan and the operator of explosion magic!"
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
The scene was very embarrassing.
Xiao Lin's original intention was to let You You relax and then cooperate with her in making trouble, but he didn't expect to backfire.
The two looked at each other.
"Um... is it Mr. Kobayashi?"
"Uh. Yes."
“But you just called yourself Megumin… It’s not a magic tool or a transformation spell, right?”
Not!
Damn it, so embarrassing!
Xiaolin covered his cheeks, ashamed of his antics.
After a brief silence, Youyou immediately bowed and apologized, shouting, "I'm sorry, Mr. Kobayashi was clearly thinking about me, but I didn't understand the reason. I'm really sorry!"
“It’s okay, it’s okay.” Xiaolin waved his hand casually and said, “But, Huihui—”
"not here?"
"Yeah, I went out with Darkness today."
“Really? Why is Megumin so obsessed with Explosion Magic? If she knew advanced magic, fighting the giant toad wouldn’t be so hard.”
Youyou sighed.
Originally, the two were supposed to go out together, but after a dispute between the one with big breasts and the one with flat breasts, they separated temporarily.
"Hey, was that guy swallowed by the giant toad again?"
"No, I'm talking about the first time I met you."
Oh, that time.
"Come to think of it, why were you there at that time?" Kobayashi was curious because the timing was too coincidental.
"That was a coincidence, a coincidence! I didn't see Huihui and followed her secretly!" Although she kept explaining, Xiaolin had already guessed the reason.
“Haha, hahaha…Is that so…”
You should just come over and say hello.
Forget it, if it’s Youyou, it’s normal that she can’t do it.
(End of this chapter)