owlsbooks Chapter 766 IQ is 0
Chapter 766 IQ is 0
Chapter 766 IQ is Zero
Kobayashi wiped his forehead while using the binding skill on the person pinned down.
"Alright. He's tied up so tightly, he shouldn't be able to escape." As Kobayashi got up from the prisoner, he said to the strongest female knight in the team, "Darkness, hold him down."
"Ok."
Darkness’s powerful wrist strength held down the prisoner’s upper body, but the man neither struggled nor cried out in pain. He simply lay on the ground, silent and mute, which made people feel that something was wrong.
If it weren't for the slight shaking, I would have thought this guy was dead.
So, why not resist?
“So honest.” Hui Hui looked at him and asked in surprise, “Have you given up?”
"Although they are enemies, their decisiveness is still admirable."
Xiao Lin nodded.
Generally, villains or bad guys will struggle when faced with such a situation, and at worst, it is common for them to just talk nonsense.
Of course, this doesn't mean that Kobayashi has any special habits.
On the contrary, it would be great if the prisoner could always be so honest.
Although he was not afraid even if he resisted, he was still willing to do work that did not require much effort.
“And what?” Huihui looked over and asked, “What should we do now? Should we take this man to Miss Sena, the Kingdom Prosecutor?”
"No, there are many things I want to ask this prisoner before bringing him to Miss Sena. I especially want to know why he was able to make such a strange formula."
And it would be even better if this guy could shut up and not reveal anything about Aqua.
But this may not work.
“You really care about it.” Huihui also agreed: “I have never seen clothes like that even as a Crimson Demon.”
To some extent, clothes made of stone slabs are equivalent to magic props. However, the Red Demons are experienced magic prop masters, and they have never seen such clothes, so you can imagine how rare such clothes are.
Likewise, if they were not rare, nobles and prisoners would not be obsessed with them.
In addition-
"If I knew this, I would have more ways to make money and my life would be more stable!"
"You mean this? You're really good at taking advantage of others."
It’s not a small bargain.
Huihui still doesn't understand. Since she controls the patent and there is no way for the product to be imitated, she can decide the price. If she can do something like "scarcity makes things valuable, and the highest bidder wins", she will definitely make a fortune.
Maybe I won't have to work part-time or be an adventurer to make money in the future.
"But, this person has been completely silent since just now."
indeed.
If this guy hadn't just been lying at the door of the magic tool shop and even tried to run away, Kobayashi would definitely have thought that he was a puppet or something.
"Why, are you going to keep silent forever?"
Xiao Lin looked at the black-robed man who was pinned down by the female knight and said, "That won't do. I'll definitely make you speak."
"You, you...what on earth are you planning to do!?"
Unexpectedly, it was the perverted female knight who became excited.
At this moment, the man in black robe began to shake violently, trying to break free from Darkness's restraints and get up and run away.
Xiaolin yelled, "Hey, Darkness! Stop getting excited and hold him down! This guy is trying to escape!"
“Sorry, I was careless…” Darkness suppressed her excitement and pressed down hard, “Hey, be quiet.”
But for some reason, the prisoner tried hard to lift himself up and try to escape... No, this man had no intention of escaping. Instead, he kept moving towards the inside of the room.
"Hey, don't move! You can't escape from there."
Darkness pushed harder.
But this man became even more resistant and kept moving his body.
Xiao Lin frowned and said subconsciously: "This guy, is there something wrong with his brain? He clearly knew that the exit was over there, but he still went deeper into the store... Is he doing it on purpose?"
Darkness used both hands to hold down the black-robed man’s back, making him completely unable to move.
"I told you to behave yourself. I don't want to do anything more violent."
“Hey, Darkness, use more force!”
"Huh, got it!"
Just as Darkness was about to press down on the man in black robes to make him unable to move, a voice like that of a goddess came from deep inside the shop.
"Don't do that. Solving problems with violence will only create new problems, and hatred can't solve anything."
I turned around and saw the stupid goddess.
She looked holy, like a real goddess, standing there emitting her own light. I didn't expect this guy to come out and make trouble at this time. And Xiaolin also forgot that this guy was also here.
Aqua was wearing a gorgeous aqua blue dress. She was already a goddess-like beauty, and at this moment she was even more beautiful than ever.
Arriving in front of the criminal, blue light balls appeared in Aqua's hands.
"Finally you took the bait. You don't know how much I've suffered because of you. But I forgive your sins. Hatred only begets hatred, which will only lead to an eternal cycle of struggle and pain... You pitiful soul, you are not even allowed to complain, and can only wander endlessly..."
I have to say, this guy really looks like a goddess!
Whether it is her ethereal voice, her practice of forgiving criminals, or the object called light surrounding her body, she is undoubtedly a goddess among goddesses, a true example of a goddess.
"……Um?"
"what happened?"
At this moment, Aqua suddenly paused with a strange expression on her face, which made Darkness feel something was wrong and thought something had happened.
Xiao Lin, however, had completely seen through the stupid goddess and complained, "She must have felt very upset because she had been pretending for so long but the other party had no reaction."
"——The undead are driven away!"
As expected, after Kobayashi finished saying this, Aqua seemed to be unable to bear it any longer and used Holy Expulsion Magic on the prisoner who was pinned down by Darkness.
“Huh heh heh————”
“Wait…! Wiz!?”
The strong magic did not cause the criminal to show any abnormality. Instead, the weak-looking lich lady boss of the magic tool shop was the first to scream. Xiaolin was about to scold the stupid goddess for being so reckless, but he did not expect that soon Huihui also screamed out.
“Ehhhhhh————, the prisoner has been purified!?”
"real or fake!?"
Kobayashi turned his head and looked at the black-robed man who was pinned down by Darkness, but he did not expect that the other person's body also melted along with the light.
"In that case, is this guy really an undead monster?"
Darkness also looked surprised.
But Aqua puffed out her chest proudly and said proudly: "Yes, this guy is an undead possessed by a doll, so I will purify the criminal completely!"
"Wait, if the criminal is purified, won't he disappear?"
"Of course. This guy is a low-level monster because he was hit by my Undead Purification!"
“——Is that the problem?!”
Xiaolin shouted angrily.
Darkness looked at the weak lich proprietress who was lying on the counter, her eyes rolling around and her body becoming almost transparent. She said, “But it seems like Wiz will be purified as well.”
“No, it’s okay… ah, ah… finally… I managed to hold on…”
Wiz struggled to stand up. She looked very bad and almost passed out.
But the key to the problem is not there, but——
"Hey, you, do you know what you are doing?" Xiao Lin held her hand and said loudly, "I'll say it again, you have to eliminate the criminal!"
"Even if the sins committed can be forgiven, the undead can never be forgiven!"
Aqua's hatred for the undead was full, and there was no room for negotiation. In addition, there was another important matter for her as a goddess, which was -
"I must not let the fact that the undead used me remain untold! This is a dark history, so it must be erased! Ah, yes, how could such a thing happen? In other words, I did nothing. Yes, that's absolutely true!"
In order to erase the shame of being exploited by the undead monsters, this guy chose to completely eliminate the mastermind behind the scenes, but this also brought a lot of problems, and this guy didn't think about anything.
To the point that Xiao Lin angrily shouted: "You useless goddess who lives on instinct——————!"
"Why are you so angry, Xiaolin?"
The stupid goddess didn't know what she had done. Instead, she complained to the angry Kobayashi with a dissatisfied look on her face, as if he was wrong.
I have completely lost hope for this stupid goddess with a dull mind.
The prisoner had been purified. Xiaolin could only lose his former vitality helplessly and said helplessly: "Because if you make the prisoner disappear, we will have no way to prove our innocence."
"what……!"
"Have you never thought of this? How low is your IQ, you low-level goddess!!!"
"Wuwuwu... bottom level... idiot! Xiaolin you idiot!"
Aqua suddenly realized it at this moment, but it was too late. After being scolded by Kobayashi, she could only throw herself into Wiz's arms with tears in her eyes, admitting her mistake and loudly refuted Kobayashi.
“Um, um…please don’t make Aqua-sama cry, my tears feel like they’re burning!”
In the end, it was the weak lich boss lady who took on everything.
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When the prisoner was completely cleansed, Kobayashi had completely given up hope.
"My only hope... because it's the stupid goddess' fault... what should I do next——————!"
Xiaolin held his head and shouted.
Darkness wasn't that angry. Instead, she consoled him, "Calm down, Xiaolin. There's no point complaining about what's already happened."
"But the only thing we can do now is to pack our bags and flee overnight!" Xiao Lin rolled his eyes and said, "In this situation, can't I even complain?"
"Hey, Xiaolin, are you like this?"
Darkness looked at him in surprise, but that wasn't the problem. "Anyway, calm down. I have something I want to confirm."
"whats the matter……"
"I want to ask Wiz, is the undead just now the one who brought the formula?"
"Hmm... Judging only from the outfit behind him, it is definitely him."
After a brief moment of thought, Wiz nodded seriously.
“That’s strange…” Darkness was also puzzled. “If it was the Undead, Aqua should have noticed it immediately.”
"I noticed it, so I purified him!"
“It wasn’t just now, it was during the commission.” Darkness signaled Aqua not to get excited, and at the same time looked at the other person and said, “Xiaolin, didn’t you say that yourself?”
"He must have drunk a lot of bubbles and lost his memory, right? This guy's memory is always questionable."
Kobayashi didn't take it seriously.
Besides, every time the stupid goddess gets drunk, she causes much bigger trouble than this.
But Aqua reminded: "The second commission is before drinking the bubble wine!"
"Hmph, who knows!" Kobayashi snorted, unwilling to communicate with her, making the stupid goddess so angry that she jumped to her feet.
“Anyway, Xiaolin.” Darkness held Aqua down and said, “If we give up now, everything will be over. Before that, let’s do what we can.”
"Is there anything else we can do?"
Xiaolin spread his hands.
They have run out of options and there is nothing they can do. They might as well pack their bags now while it is still dark and run to the royal capital, to the Crimson Demon Clan, or at worst to Alcanretia, the city of hot springs and water. They can survive anywhere.
“Of course.” Darkness said with a smile, “Of course, I make clothes that the nobles request.”
"Ok?"
"If we hand over the clothes on time, the guards won't attack our mansion. We need to buy some time. Also, if the criminal comes to steal the clothes after we hand them over..."
“We can also seize this opportunity to catch him!” Hui Hui’s face lit up with joy, but she soon sighed helplessly, “But on the other hand, we still have to continue working, right?”
"……Ugh."
Xiaolin sighed helplessly.
It's all the fault of the stupid goddess. If this guy hadn't been so malicious towards the undead, the prisoner wouldn't have been purified and ascended to heaven without them even getting any information, forcing them to follow the nobles' orders to make clothes again.
He glared at Aqua fiercely, but unexpectedly, she acted like a goddess, spreading her hands with a holy look on her face.
"Come on, there is no time to stand still, accept and forgive everything, and find new means of survival together."
"Just shut up, you stupid goddess with zero IQ!"
"It's not Zero!"
"Ah, Lady Aqua, please don't cry!"
The stupid goddess who was insulted as having zero IQ burst into tears again, and the one who was hurt was naturally the weak lich boss lady who was being hugged.
(End of this chapter)