owlsbooks Chapter 882 The Last Daily Life 61
Chapter 882 The Last Daily Life 61
Chapter 882 The Last Daily Life 61
In a remote alley in Axel, there is a magic item shop with not very prosperous business, and this shop is run by a weak lich girl.
"Hey Wiz, help me try this on."
Xiaolin handed her a piece of clothing.
Wiz didn't take it. Instead, he looked at the clothes in Xiaolin's hand awkwardly and said helplessly, "Mr. Xiaolin? I don't think you can try on towels."
"I know what you want to say." Xiao Lin raised a hand, motioning her to listen to his explanation, took a deep breath and said, "But this bath towel is made of that black slate."
"Is that right?"
Wiz had a puzzled expression. Of course, she was not puzzled about the stone slab, but whether this could be considered a piece of clothing. Xiaolin naturally had other ideas, so he shook the clothes and said with emotion:
"Wiz, do you know what you can make with that slate?"
"I know, it's clothes, right?"
Wiz answered simply.
Xiao Lin snapped his fingers and said excitedly: "In other words! This bath towel made of slate——"
"If you say it's a piece of clothing, it's a bit far-fetched..." Wiz said this with a little embarrassment. It seems that she didn't take the opportunity to say it was a piece of clothing as Kobayashi expected.
“Don’t say that. I’m counting on you, Wiz!” Xiaolin immediately changed his tactics. He pleaded a little aggrievedly, “Help me check the softness of the towel, and most importantly, its water absorbency!”
He knew very well that he should be soft when dealing with Wiz. As long as he asked the witch more, she would simply agree to help. Wiz would naturally not refuse forcefully, but he also raised his doubts.
"In that case, it would be okay to test it with the face, right?"
"This is a bath towel! You can't do it without your body!"
Xiao Lin showed a stubbornness that was annoying, and then as if he had thought of something, he raised a finger and said, "Ah, it's not okay for me to test it myself, because it's for girls to use, and it must be tested on women's delicate skin."
"Hmm...what should I do?"
Wiz said this with an embarrassed look on her face. She looked at the soft bath towel handed to her with some resistance, but her face showed some interest. Was she interested in the product and wanted to know if it could be sold in the store? It felt like she could succeed with one more push. Okay, let's do it all at once!
"Alright! Take off your clothes now!"
"Eh?!"
Hearing Xiaolin's sudden words, Wiz immediately covered her mouth in surprise and looked at him in disbelief. However, Xiaolin didn't care and spoke in a nonchalant but slightly tough manner:
"It's okay, I'll close my eyes! Come on, come on! Quick!"
Keep urging Wiz.
"Mr. Xiaolin..." The weak witch took a step back in fear, and said angrily: "It is impossible to force your way forward just by relying on your momentum."
“Ahahaha… So that’s how it is!”
Xiao Lin knew that even the weak Lich Queen would not obediently wear the bath towel under his coercion.
Then change your mindset!
"Wiz, I won't let you suffer any loss!"
Change it to inducement!
Xiaolin's calculations were jingling, but Wiz was not an idiot. She tilted her head and said, "Maybe so, but I don't think it will do any good for me, right?"
“Good luck… … ”
"No, right?"
Indeed, no.
Let’s not talk about whether this bath towel is as good as imagined. Even if it is as good as imagined, Wiz doesn’t need to make such a big sacrifice, and there is no reason for him to wear this bath towel.
Xiaolin sighed slightly and said, "Actually, I've already asked Aqua for help."
“Eh?” Wiz was slightly stunned. “What did you ask Aqua-sama to do?”
"I want to test the effect of the bath towel in the mansion's bathroom." Xiaolin muttered helplessly, and then said as if he was thinking for her: "But if Aqua's barrier is there, Wiz won't be able to enter the mansion, right?"
"So, you're asking Aqua-sama to remove the barrier, right?"
"Yeah. What would that guy think... I finally managed to break the barrier, but if it was all in vain..."
Xiaolin said this in a drawn-out tone, while secretly observing Wiz's reaction. His trick was simple, which was to make Wiz feel guilty - of course, it wasn't her fault, but Wiz was just like that. Especially this kind of "I'm here now" emotion, which made her feel uncomfortable.
"Um, um... Mr. Kobayashi?"
“What excuse should I make? If I mention Wiz’s name…”
"I'll try it on! So, let's go to the mansion right away!"
Wiz said immediately.
It worked!
Kobayashi covered his face and pretended to be very disappointed, secretly raising the corners of his mouth slightly, which was not discovered by Wiz. Then, the two of them came to the mansion together.
Xiao Lin invited the weak witch lady, "Come on, come on, don't be polite and come in!"
“Um, um… Mr. Kobayashi?” Wiz became hesitant again.
But Xiao Lin ignored all that and said, "I tried it in my bathroom because I wanted to exchange ideas right away. There's no other reason! So don't feel any psychological burden! That's right, I definitely don't have any ulterior motives, please believe me on this!"
"No, it's not like that." Wiz touched the void of the mansion, and a thin film like water ripples appeared in the air. The Lich Girl seemed to be scalded and immediately withdrew her hand.
"I think I won't be able to get in."
"why?"
"Because of the barrier that Aqua-sama has opened..."
"This is real, isn't it?!"
Kobayashi looked at her in disbelief with his eyes wide open, and Wiz said "Look," then touched the barrier, making a crackling sound. It was obvious that the barrier was still there.
He clearly said he would release the barrier...did that guy forget it?!
Wiz asked in confusion, "What should we do now?"
"Oh, yes……"
Xiaolin also became embarrassed. How dare that guy mess up at this time... No, it was also his fault for saying this when she was drunk. No, no, considering that she didn't remember anything after being drunk, maybe she added the barrier at that time. No, no, no, it doesn't matter what the reason is. What he needs to think about now is what to do to try on this bath towel.
"Ah! How about going to the public bath to test it?"
Wiz suddenly gave this suggestion.
"Eh……"
Kobayashi stretched out his tone in disgust, while Wiz tilted her head in confusion.
"Can't you?"
"No, not really. Um..."
"Is there any inconvenience?"
"That's not the case! There's nothing else we can do, let's just go to the public bath!"
Then, the two of them changed their route and headed for the public bath.
……
It would be fine if I didn't wrap myself in a towel... It's not okay to take a bath like this, what should I do?
While Wiz was lost in thought, he suddenly heard a familiar voice.
"Oh my, isn't this Wiz?"
“Ms. Darkness? And Miss Megumin and Lady Aqua, I didn’t expect you guys would be here too.”
I looked up and saw them.
Aqua looked at Wiz's body wrapped in a towel and said, "Wait a minute, it's not polite to take a bath wrapped in a towel!"
"Yes, yes, I do know this..."
Wiz said this with some embarrassment, but still held on to the towel tightly to prevent it from falling.
Aqua frowned and said unhappily, "Then why are you still wrapped in a towel?"
"Is it because you are embarrassed?"
"Accidentally innocent."
Huihui and Darkness seemed to have misunderstood as well. It would have been fine if the misunderstanding had continued, but Wiz was too honest and sold Krillin out decisively.
"That's not the case." She shook her head and explained, "Mr. Kobayashi asked me to try this towel on. He told me to try it any way I wanted to see how it felt on my skin and how well it absorbs water."
Aqua seemed to have thought of something and said, "Could it be that before coming here, you have been to the mansion in the suburbs?"
"Yes, I went there...How do you know?"
Wiz was a little weird.
"This morning, Xiaolin asked me to remove the barrier." Aqua said Xiaolin's request, but soon curled her lips and said: "However, I think it's suspicious, so I didn't care."
“That’s just how it is, Kobayashi.” Huihui sighed and said, “He found all kinds of excuses. He probably just wanted to enjoy the mixed bathing with Wiz.”
"Haha, that guy would definitely think so."
Darkness nodded in acknowledgement.
"I see. That's why he feels so regretful." Wiz said with a smile, and he also understood the reason why Kobayashi looked so lost and reluctant at that time.
“And then?” Hui Hui asked with great interest, “What does this towel feel like?”
“It feels really good against my skin.”
"Really? It's very soft."
After hearing what Wiz said, Huihui took action decisively, and the soft touch made her feel satisfied.
“Miss Huihui, do you want to wear it too?”
"No, I'll let it go. I don't want to be played a trick on you."
Huihui decisively refused.
"Eh?!!!"
When Wiz heard what she said, she immediately cried out in surprise and became uneasy. Darkness held her chin with her hand, thought for a moment, and then said,
Is there any trick Xiaolin could think of?..."
“Will you have the urge to take off the towel… or something like that?” Megumin also stared at Wiz, trying to find any signs of her tricks. But now it seems that nothing like that happened.
Darkness smiled and said, “That guy is surprisingly timid, so he wouldn’t be so bold… All I can think of is… the urge to have someone rub his back? That’s probably the extent of it.”
"Ah, this is possible."
Aqua also agreed with this idea.
Wiz was also a little embarrassed. She said helplessly: "What do you think of Mr. Kobayashi..."
"Scumbag."
"abnormal."
"Staying at home."
“——How miserable.”
After hearing what the three said, Wiz felt a little sympathetic towards him. At this time, Aqua, who was lying on the edge of the bath, said unhappily, "By the way, how long are you going to sit there? It doesn't feel good to be looked down upon by the undead."
“Sorry!” Wiz apologized quickly, “I’ll be back soon after I confirm the water absorption!”
"You don't have to go back, come down and take a bath."
Aqua said that she was not trying to drive them away, but instead hoped that Wiz could join them.
"Okay, okay!"
Wiz smiled gently.
Huihui said quickly: “Well, let’s check the water absorption!”
"Can I use hot water?"
"Okay, please!"
Darkness asked, and Wiz nodded in response, before pouring a basin of hot water over them.
"Oh, it's all absorbed!"
"Well, how about this? Holy Water Generation!"
Aqua sprayed water.
“Wait, wait a minute!” Wiz yelled in panic. “If I’m splashed with the water created by Aqua-sama, I’ll be purified… huh? Wow, so amazing! It didn’t even penetrate into my body!”
"........."
“Um, um… Aqua-sama? Why do you look so scary?”
In reality, it was Aqua who felt that she was provoked, and such an Aqua naturally wanted to show her absolute strength as a goddess—
"Huh...holy--"
“Aqua-sama?! You seem too motivated!? Please, please don’t take the water generation so seriously!”
"Okay, Aqua! Don't get angry over something like this."
Wiz yelled in panic, Darkness quickly stopped the stupid goddess who was about to take real action, and Aqua puffed her lips and looked at the towel with a slightly aggrieved look.
"Wow... But, the dignity of a goddess is..."
“But it’s interesting that it absorbs a lot of water.” Huihui stroked the towel and said excitedly, “Also, even though it’s wet, it’s still soft.”
"Ah! Wait, Miss Huihui! It's so itchy!"
"This is quite advanced stuff. This is the first time I feel this kind of texture."
“Well, if I were to be touched like this!…Ahahaha, ahahahahaha——!”
Wiz laughed inexplicably.
Darkness kept touching the towel and asked in confusion, “But if we call it a bath towel, isn’t it too small?”
“Haaa…haaa…is it for children?”
Wiz said this while panting.
“In that case, what’s the point in letting Wiz try it on?” Darkness asked this soul-searching question.
"really."
“That’s Xiaolin. He probably wants to please the eyes of Wiz wearing that towel.”
“I don’t think I’m pleasing to the eye. I’m not as pretty as Miss Darkness, nor as cute as Miss Megumin—what’s wrong? Both of you are blushing.”
Megumin and Darkness swallowed their lips and their cheeks blushed as if they were embarrassed by the praise.
“Because Wiz’s words are sincere…”
"Yes, every word is very destructive."
The two looked at each other.
In their opinion, Wiz might be more popular - in fact, the people in Axel also think so.
(End of this chapter)