Time travel rebellion, I'm serious

Chapter 507: Seize the bamboo shoots! !

At the same time, in Changsha City, at noon, Shi Deshou personally brought a side dish to go with wine.

"Deshou, why did you bring wine? I don't know that you are not allowed to drink during the office hours?"

Shi Deshou held the wine jar in one hand and side dishes in the other, and said with a smile:

"I can't help it. I really have a good story and I came here to share it with my brother."

“But doesn’t this good story require good wine and good food??”

"Oh?" Liu Wu was also quite surprised. Knowing that Shi Deshou was an intelligence officer, the story he wanted to tell was naturally unusual.

I saw him casually taking the good wine and food and placing them on the table.

"What good story can make you like this?"

While talking, Liu Wu opened the side dishes. Looking at the side dishes, Liu Wu was even more surprised.

“What kind of dish is this??”

Shi Deshou chuckled lightly, picked up a pair of chopsticks and handed them to Liu Wu, pretending to be mysterious and said: "Brother, you might as well taste it first and then make a guess!!"

Liu Wu looked at the mysterious look on this guy's face, shook his head, took the chopsticks, picked up the appetizers, and put them in his mouth.

"Ah."

Crisp and refreshing, it is truly a delicious side dish to go with wine in the summer.

"Is this a bamboo shoot?"

Shi Deshou also picked up his chopsticks and said, "Brother is so tricky, it's amazing."

Liu Wu, on the other hand, dismissed it and put down his chopsticks, "Well, let's tell a story!"

"it is good!"

Then, the story slowly came out in Shi Deshou's mouth.

"It is said that there is a Black Wind Village in Hetu Mountain, and there is a big boss in the Black Wind Village named Wang Wencai."

"Wang Wencai has a younger sister named Wang Yingluo. She is very beautiful and likes to wear red clothes. She has four sworn brothers, the fifth named Zhuge Shiba."

"This Zhuge Shiba is a rough and arrogant man. He made a big mistake in the Han army and was dismissed from all his posts."

"And Wang Yingluo, who has just begun to fall in love, has recently seen her sweetheart depressed and often frowning. After hearing that there is a beast in Sichuan Province, called the Cat Bear, there is also a legend that it is called the Iron-eating Beast. Its fur is black and white, and its appearance is very cute, so she wants to take the Cat Bear. Sweetheart Bo heart smiles heartily!"

As soon as Shi Deshou's story came to this point, Liu Wu immediately threw the chopsticks in his hand at him.

"speak English!!"

Shi Deshou dodged the chopsticks and looked at Liu Wu's displeased expression. He coughed twice before continuing:

"This Wang Yingluo is actually unhappy to see you and wants to catch a panda for you to play with!!"

Originally Shi Deshou wanted to tease Liu Wu again, but found that something was wrong with Liu Wu's eyes when he looked at him, and then he got excited and started telling the story formally.

[Wang Yingluo and Zhuge Shiba went to Chuanzhou. They both had the same purpose, which was to capture pandas. 】

[It’s just that one wanted to dedicate it to Liu Wu, and the other wanted to dedicate it to the Han army’s grand sacrificial wine! 】

Liu Wu: "......"

Is there any difference? ?

[When they arrived in Chuanzhou, Wang Yingluo said: "Uncle Zhuge, hurry up, or the panda will escape!!"]

[Zhuge Shiba's face was full of melancholy, "I am your brother, not your uncle, don't talk nonsense, or the elder brother will beat me to death!!"]

[Wang Yingluo was curious, "But Uncle Zhuge, not only do you look older than my brother, but you are actually older than my brother. Why are you ranked fifth??"]

[Zhuge Shiba: "Of course I entered the village late and am the weakest. Naturally, I am ranked fifth. It has nothing to do with age, so you should call me brother!!"]

[Wang Yingluo: "Okay, Uncle Zhuge, I understand Uncle Zhuge!!"]

[The two spent a lot of time traveling through the mountains and forests of Sichuan, and finally one day they tracked a panda in a bamboo forest! 】

[This panda is strange to say. It likes to eat bamboo shoots. After Wang Yingluo saw this panda, she found that it looked really cute. 】

[I saw that she couldn't control the joy in her heart and used Qinggong. She came to the panda with a lift and jumped the unsuspecting panda. 】

[And this panda, although it does look cute, is actually not as harmless to humans and animals as people say, but is actually very ferocious. 】

[Cat Bear was frightened by Wang Yingluo and directly hit Wang Yingluo far away with one palm. That is to say, Wang Yingluo has martial arts skills and was not injured by the panda just now. 】

[However, this move of Cat Bear also completely angered Wang Yingluo. Wang Yingluo quickly stepped forward again, directly knocked Cat Bear to the ground, and then pressed the Cat Panda blaster! ! 】

[After beating the panda, Wang Yingluo didn’t seem to be relieved, and casually snatched the panda’s bamboo shoots away! ! 】

[Afterwards, Wang Yingluo went to a farmer's house and used the bamboo shoots to make a delicious meal, which was really an eye-opener and a feast for her. 】

[Later, Wang Yingluo also dug some bamboo shoots, but they never tasted good! 】

[Finally she discovered that only the panda could pick out the best bamboo shoots! 】

[So, all the bamboo shoots that the panda ate were taken away by Wang Yingluo! ! 】

After saying that, Shi Deshou couldn't help but sigh and said:

"This move is really a way to win bamboo shoots!!"

Although the story Shi Deshou told was not very good, Liu Wu could really feel what Yingluo had done.

Really let him...

Really let him...

"Ugh!"

Finally, Liu Wu sighed, he somewhat understood what Shi Deshou meant.

But Liu Wu felt a little melancholy and picked up his wine glass.

"Go one?"

Shi Deshou shook his head, seemingly heartbroken.

"Brother, you are making me make a mistake!"

Liu Wu was stunned and glanced at Shi Deshou in confusion. This guy actually acted with him? ?

But before he could put down his wine glass, Shi Deshou immediately picked up his wine glass and clinked it with Liu Wu's.

"Come on, let's go!!"

Liu Wu: ".........."

He shook his head, drank the wine in the glass, and asked curiously.

"By the way, where is Yingluo now? How is she doing?"

....................

At the same time, in a mountain forest in Chuanzhou, a rough man leaned against a big tree with a broadsword in his arms, looking not far away with a smile on his face.

Not far away, there was a girl in red and a bear.

This bear looks like a bear or a cat, with black and white fur, black eye sockets and ears. It looks silly and very cute.

This is the panda, also known as the iron-eating beast. Legend has it that it was Chi You's mount.

Although the man was very curious as to why Chi You, the god of war, would use such a cute creature as a mount. !

I saw this panda holding the girl's thigh and not letting go.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"

The girl seemed to collapse and pushed the panda's head hard with both hands.

"Ah... Ni Zuokai!!"

Cat Bear: "Uh-huh-huh-huh!!!"