owlsbooks Chapter 299 Weird Association
Chapter 299 Weird Association
The hungry wolf couldn't help but spit on the ground, put his hands in his pockets and turned around to leave, but suddenly there was a figure in front of him, a strange guy wearing a phoenix doll costume.
Seeing that the hungry wolf was about to take action, Phoenix Man immediately stopped: "Wait a minute, we are not enemies. I am extending an invitation to you on behalf of the Weird Association. Please come with us and I will take you back to our base, hero hunter."
As he spoke, Phoenix Man handed Hungry Wolf a business card, which was about the Weird Association.
Hungry Wolf glanced at it briefly and without saying a word tore the business card into pieces in front of Phoenix Man: "If you're not interested, get out of here."
The Phoenix Man was not angry about this, but instead smiled and told the hungry wolf that he could think about it, and then spread his wings and flew away.
"What an association of weirdos... it's so disgusting! Ugh."
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On the other side, when Pineapple Cannon and Mohawk ran away in a hurry, they encountered a rhinoceros monster.
The two people attacking together were like giving each other a bath, which made the rhinoceros monster couldn't help but give them a score of five points and two points, with a perfect score of 100 points.
Coming to the ground to face the hero with great expectations, the rhinoceros monster was indeed very disappointed at this moment. What was the purpose of training his body and horns to the death? The opponent is really too weak.
Just when the rhinoceros monster was completely disappointed, the Phoenix Man flew here and shouted down: "That's enough, Rhino Horn Breaker, go back with the hostages! Just children are enough, not adults."
"Huh? Isn't the war officially started?"
"No, today is not the time. Elder Centipede, the goal has been achieved and we can withdraw."
Rhinoceros Crusher knocked out Pineapple Cannon and Mohawk, grabbed Waganma and ran away, while Elder Centipede drilled a hole underground and left.
The Metal Knight saw Elder Centipede's theme, and immediately attached his suction cup tightly to Elder Centipede's back, and then followed Elder Centipede into the ground.
In other cities, every hero encounters weirdos that their own characteristics are not good at dealing with.
For example, the Maiden Plasma and the Electric Catfish Man that Raiguang Genji encountered were a couple and had a very high tacit understanding. They both used lightning attacks. Raiguang Genji's special baton shock had no effect on them at all.
The Gravity King Kong in W City met the Marshal Gorilla. Both sides were strength players, but obviously the weirdo's side was stronger.
The vampires that appear in City V, the snake girls that appear in City Y will release toxins, and the octopus with hundreds of eyes in City I will swallow buildings and increase their size.
At present, the only cities that are absolutely safe are City A, which has no weirdos, and City Q, which is guarded by the police dog man. The dozens of weirdos that appeared in Q city were all solved by the police dog man in a short time. Even the person in charge of Q city did not have time to send a message to the association headquarters. Ask for help.
Here in I City, the hundred-eyed octopus is facing a joint attack from a group of A-level heroes such as death machine guns and stingers. However, these are just scratches and cannot complete the damage at all.
"Everyone, step back, I'll handle it here..."
A voice came from behind the A-class heroes, and Death Machine Gun turned around suddenly to find that it was the thirteenth member of the S-class, Flash Flash.
"The opponent is so huge that ordinary attacks have no effect at all. Its weak point should be its eyes, so I should be allowed to shoot with a machine gun..."
The idea of the death machine gun is very simple. It means to let other people cooperate with him and use the machine gun to quickly blind the eyes of hundreds of octopuses.
However, Flash looked cold and slowly pulled out his instant killing pill: "So I tell you all to stand down. A-level heroes should protect the safety of citizens. I will deal with such weirdos."
Death Machine Gun was very unhappy to be suddenly underestimated by Flash. He just felt that these S-class heroes were too arrogant.
"flash……"
I just heard something murmuring from Flash's mouth, and the next second it appeared on one of the eyes of the hundred-eyed octopus. The instant killing pill was inserted fiercely, and at the same time, the other eyes were also bleeding instantly.
"This! Stung all the eyes in just a moment! Is this the strength of an S-class hero?" The stinger couldn't help but exclaimed, the attack speed was so fast that it was impossible to see clearly.
Just when Flash pulled out his sword and wanted to kill the big octopus completely, green light suddenly emitted from the surrounding area. Feeling something was wrong, Flash immediately stepped back.
Just like that, the Hundred-Eyed Octopus slowly rose into the air in front of everyone. After reaching a certain height, it was suddenly squeezed into a ball. Then Tornado clenched his fist fiercely, and the Hundred-Eyed Octopus exploded instantly, with green blood. Scattered all over the floor.
"What are you doing? You've been hanging around here for so long. You're such a waste." Tatsumaki mocked Flash without any concealment. As soon as he left Yexing, Tatsumaki returned to his attitude of not being near strangers.
Flash below also gritted his teeth and pointed at the tornado: "I'm about to kill you, and you suddenly came to snatch my prey, and you have the nerve to accuse me of messing around!"
Not listening or listening, the bastard chanted sutras. Tatsumaki ignored Flash's words, turned around and yawned: "Ah~ What a bunch of trash, they can't do anything."
Watching the tornado fly away, Flash was so angry that his veins bulged, but he had no choice but to leave without looking at the others.
When Death Machine Gun heard Tatsumaki's last words, he felt even more disgusted with these superior S-class heroes. They were arrogant and looked down on the heroes at the bottom. It was disgusting. More importantly, the person being looked down upon was himself.
Unlike Tatsumaki, who was leisurely, Saitama was crazy busy. A large number of weirdos appeared in Z City alone, killing one batch after another, as if they couldn't finish them all.
I had just finished dealing with the weirdos that appeared in City Z, but when I arrived in the next city, there were a bunch of weirdos again, and they were not all in the same place. Running east and west was extremely troublesome.
After getting rid of the monster, they quickly ran to other places. The rescued people and the heroes did not see clearly what happened. They only saw that the monster in front of them suddenly exploded.
After getting rid of the hundred-eye octopus, the tornado flew in one of the directions according to the association's instructions. However, when he arrived at the scene, he found that the weirdo had been killed by someone unknown.
Those who were rescued also subconsciously believed that it was the tornado that saved them.
The cycle goes like this. Saitama kills the monster in front and then leaves. The tornado arrives one step behind, but every time he is caught first.
"Who is it! Who has been grabbing my monsters!" Tatsumaki was very angry, making it seem like she was weak.
The instigator of all this was still quickly killing the weirdos, until he reached a public toilet, when Saitama suddenly felt the urge to relieve himself, and then turned around and ran towards the public toilet.
"Damn it! If I had known better, I wouldn't have bought that low-quality beef for cheap!"
In City R, a wolf-level monster had just beaten away a C-level hero. Suddenly, a green light cannon fell from the sky, hitting the monster hard and causing a strong storm in the city.
The red-warmed tornado fell from the sky and crushed the wolf-level monster: "No matter who you are! In short, I won! I finally feel comfortable!"
In the headquarters of the Hero Association, everyone cheered: "It is indeed a trembling tornado! The efficiency of destroying monsters is probably only comparable to that of King and Blast!"
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(Try... I can’t come out even if I try hard! Let’s just make do with it...)