The knight in the big world of American TV series

Chapter 1854: Bar Riot (Please give me a monthly ticket!!! Please subscribe!!! Please recommend!!!)

Chapter 1854: Bar Riot (Please give me a monthly ticket!!! Please subscribe!!! Please recommend!!!)

It is indeed true...a crisis is happening.

But the cause was a very, very small thing. As mentioned earlier, Nebula was going to go shopping alone. She really went shopping alone. Although SHIELD monitored her, they did not intend to restrict her freedom. Basically, Nebula went wherever she wanted.

As long as it is not an emergency, they will not intervene. Letting guests walk around the earth is also a kind of etiquette, isn't it? Moreover, S.H.I.E.L.D. has hundreds of top analysts. As early as after Nebula arrived, these analysts analyzed everything about Nebula.

The conclusion drawn is that Xingyun is a person with a strong personality and does not like to be restricted.

In fact, the detailed report is at least over a hundred pages long. These analysts are all very smart. They analyze a person's speaking movements, tone of voice, eyes, and even facial expressions frame by frame. That's hundreds of pages long!

This kind of writing ability can definitely make all the unsuccessful writers shed tears of envy... In fact, there is nothing they can do. They can't just fool the boss with just a few words like us, right? How can they show their professionalism?

Of course, you have to flood the forum with nonsense, throw all kinds of incomprehensible terms at it, and throw all kinds of analysis and data at it! In short, the main focus is on a profession that people can't understand, and then write down a bunch of theoretical basis and present big data!

A ten-centimeter-thick report was produced.

What? What if the boss finds out?

Haha, you ask this question, which means you don't know your boss at all? Your boss will only look at your work attitude. When they see a pile of analysis reports, they will pretend to flip through two pages to see if they are all blank papers to fool him. Then he will tell you to give me a concise conclusion... Well, the boss is so busy, how can he have time to read a big book of hundreds of pages?

Do you really think they have nothing to do?

That thing is long and boring, so naturally I just need to repeat the key points below. Otherwise, why is he the boss?

Otherwise, how can we say that all the elites have run into the system?

The United States is no exception.

A bunch of elites are slacking off in there, and no one can tell.

We've gone off topic, let's get back to the topic.

Xingyun has never been a good girl. When she arrived on a strange planet, her first reaction was definitely not to travel, see the cultural landscapes, or appreciate the natural scenery. Her first thought was to find a small place to have a few drinks!

She had asked Star-Lord before coming here if she could drink the wine on Earth.

There are so many races in the universe, and naturally not every civilization's alcohol is ethanol. After all, the body structures are too different. The so-called "alcohol" of some civilizations has such strange ingredients that it is jaw-dropping. Other races will be doomed if they drink a sip.

Fortunately, Nebula can drink ethanol and get drunk, so it's not a big problem.

She found a bar... How could she describe the environment? It was definitely dirty and messy, and the people drinking inside were either fireflies or strong men wearing leather jackets. The air was filled with the smell of heather and various tobacco and alcohol, which was not only pungent, but also made people feel hot all over.

This is the atmosphere that Nebula pursues.

After all, all underground bars in the universe look like this.

The whole universe understands this.

Nebula's arrival immediately attracted all kinds of teasing and whistles.

Nebulae indicate emotional stability.

Again, all speakeasies in the universe are the same.

Next is the traditional activity, drinking contest.

When a beautiful woman shows up at a bar like this, any man, including the bartender, will want to get her drunk! And then... it's not suitable for children. In short, women who can wake up intact the next day are definitely lucky, and it's hard to say what happens next time.

In short, Xingyun often relies on this to drink for free. As for whether he will have a romantic encounter, it depends on his mood.

At least Nebula herself wasn't too resistant.

We are all children of the underworld, so why would we go around in circles? If we like each other, we just have sex. What can we say? In the universe, there is more equality between men and women than on Earth.

Since we are all out here to have fun, stop pretending to be innocent.

So Xingyun tricked everyone into drinking again... and everyone was stunned by what they drank.

Originally, a group of men saw Xingyun drinking so heartily, so they naturally tried their best to persuade her to drink, but... who knew that this woman could drink so much, she had drunk eighteen rounds of wine and her face didn't even turn red!

Now many men have backed off.

It’s not that I think there’s anything wrong with women drinking. Who comes here to look for good girls?

The main reason is... no money!

Yes, when a woman is drunk, she doesn't have to pay, but you can't deny the bar's money. There are only two kinds of people who can open such a bar. One kind is very powerful, and if you dare to owe him money for drinks, he will really beat you up. The other kind is that he has someone very powerful to protect him!

It is absolutely common for bars to pay protection money to gangs in any country, and this is especially true for the more informal the bar.

So picking up girls is picking up girls, and owing money is absolutely not allowed.

Just like that, after more than twenty rounds, only a man with a particularly fierce look was still drinking with Xingyun... Xingyun would indeed get drunk, but it was obvious that if Earth wanted to conquer her with this little alcohol, it would take at least 3 gallons!

Almost more than ten liters...If a human drinks ten liters of water, he will die.

And it's not good if the alcohol concentration is too low. The wine here is just for her to taste, and she can only get a little tipsy at most, nothing more.

Finally, the particularly fierce guy couldn't help it anymore.

How dare you drink it!

I arrived here at 10am, sat down and started drinking without saying a word.

This made the guy very unhappy. You know why I invited you to drink, right?

You don't give me any benefits, but just drink it, what? Are you really taking me for a fool?

This guy is just a gangster, with a bit of a bad reputation.

So he just planned to force himself on her. It was not like he had done it before. What good could a woman like this be? At best, he could pay her afterwards, and it wouldn't be a crime.

Then the much-loved bar fight began. This is also a regular feature of bars across the universe. The Guardians of the Galaxy always do this. They find a bar, go up and start drinking, then someone will inevitably cause trouble, then a fight will start, and finally, they will take advantage of the chaos and just run away.

As a result, the Guardians of the Galaxy didn't spend any money in the bar for a long time.

Xingyun didn't feel anything special about this. He had drunk almost enough, so he decided to have a fight to loosen up his bones!

"We really don't care?"

The SHIELD agent asked with a bit of toothache as he watched Nebula fighting with the others.

Are all aliens so down-to-earth? They just go to a black bar, drink and start fighting, without any hesitation. They are obviously experienced.

"Manage? How? Arrest them all. On what charge? Crime of endangering public safety?" The superior said without any expression.

"That's the police's job. We just need to keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn't disappear. The rest is none of our business."

"oh oh."

In fact, the men were also a little nervous. That woman was too scary. She beat all the men in the bar without any hesitation. If they went up to her, they would probably be beaten too, so it was better for them to ignore it if they could.

Don't think that the agents of SHIELD are all super strong men who rush into danger as soon as they see it. They are just out to find a job. If they really want to fight to the death, it's fine... But damn, it's ridiculous for a group of people to go into a bar fight and get killed.

Moreover, in the United States, the first thing any member of the law enforcement agency must do during the law enforcement process is never to ensure the safety of the hostages or criminals, but to protect their own safety!

The order of weight of the American police's law enforcement logic is as follows:

1. Protect yourself

2. Subdue the suspect

3. Protecting victims

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that police have no constitutional obligation to protect citizens from harm, including a woman who has obtained a court-issued protection order. The Supreme Court made it clear: "Police are tasked with protecting society as a whole and have no legal obligation to protect any specific citizen. Therefore, you, and only you, have an obligation to protect your safety, the safety of your family, and the safety of your loved ones."

You may say, since the police don't protect me, then I won't assist the police! Sorry, not assisting the police is illegal, and you can be put in jail in a matter of minutes. Take Florida as an example. Chapter 843, Section 4 of the Florida Code stipulates that if you refuse to assist the police in arresting escaped criminals, you will be convicted of a Class 1 misdemeanor and sentenced to less than 1 year in prison. Article 6 stipulates that those who refuse to provide assistance to law enforcement officers during law enforcement will be convicted of a Class 2 misdemeanor and sentenced to less than 60 days in prison. Therefore, in Hollywood movies, you see the police holding a metal sign and waving it. If they need to take your car, they will take your car. If they need to enter your house, they will enter your house. Otherwise, you will be prepared to go to jail.

In American law, the primary task of the police is not to protect the lives of the people. They first protect their own safety, then bring the criminals to justice, and then consider the interests of the victims. It is incomprehensible in the United States that the police put the interests of the people first like our police do. There is nothing wrong with the police putting their own lives first, because only when they are alive can they better complete their law enforcement tasks.

SHIELD is similar. As for sacrificing oneself to protect the interests of the people... this is prohibited in all law enforcement agencies. The interests of the people do not need you to protect at all, you just need to maintain the government's rule.

The less trouble, the better.

Then the SHIELD agents discovered that things were getting out of hand.

First, they overestimated the reliability of the nebula.

Nebula didn't care about a small thing at all, that is the difference in physical strength between earthlings and aliens. For example, if Nebula hit Drax the Destroyer with a heavy punch, Drax might feel pain for a while, and then be fine... After all, this guy has thick skin and flesh, and the police's pistol hitting him will only make him itchy, so you can say how hard he is.

But the problem is, if the same punch hits a human... it can kill!

Of course, Xingyun is not stupid. She knows very well that the Earth is still an orderly planet. If someone dies, it will not be good. Now she is no longer a villain, but a serious positive character!

You can't kill people casually.

But that's about it.

Just because she can’t kill people doesn’t mean she’s gentle.

Soon there were wounded soldiers everywhere... Each one was seriously injured, and some had their yolks scattered... Are such dirty and vicious tactics popular in the universe?

There were countless cases of broken legs and arms.

Now, the gang that this group of people belonged to was unhappy.

Soon the sound of a motorcycle roared.

The gang that Nebula beat up was the Biker Gang, which is the group of white people wearing black leather jackets and riding motorcycles that often appear in American TV series.

In the streets of the United States, you can often see arrogant biker gangs wearing uniform motorcycle vests and parading through the streets accompanied by the roar of the Harley engine in triple beats. They pursue freedom, oppose mainstream culture, and are loyal to the organization. They are the modern "Teutonic Knights". Their unique style has had a huge impact on subcultures such as punk, heavy metal, leather subculture and cybergoth, and has become an important representative of American subculture.

Some biker gangs are more like fraternities, a subculture of hippies, who like leather jackets and motorcycles. The most serious crime is disturbing the public, and their motorcycles are very noisy, but some of them have really turned into gangsters.

These guys tend to be white, very racist, and most of them promote white supremacy.

It's very difficult to deal with them. After all, they are much smarter than black people... This is not discrimination, but the truth. It's hard to catch these people, but they really do everything.

Then things escalated.

While SHIELD was still considering whether to take action, Nebula didn't care about anything else and just rushed forward to start fighting.

These biker gangs are not idiots. Seeing that they have been beaten so badly that even their mothers don’t recognize them, they naturally have to use guns. These guys really don’t mind killing people. Many of them are also very powerful in prison!

Then...the situation escalated completely.

Xingyun started killing people. Her idea was simple: you shoot and kill people, so why can't I?

Then her mechanical arm transformed into a laser cannon... and what happened next was very bloody.

Originally, the biker gang should have withdrawn here, and the rest of the matter would be left to SHIELD to clean up.

But I didn’t expect that there was a mutant hidden in this flying car!

Max Eisenhart, whose power is to control any form of magnetic field. The maximum amount he can manipulate at once is unknown, and he can manipulate large numbers of individuals at once, and can also combine them into complex machines. He can also affect non-metallic and non-magnetic matter to a lesser extent, and can levitate himself and others. He is also able to generate powerful electromagnetic pulses, or EMPs, and can also generate electromagnetic energy at a quantum level. He can also achieve invisibility by bending visible light around him.

It can be said that he is a very, very powerful mutant.

But he was neither recruited by the US government nor defected to Apocalypse!

(End of this chapter)